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Offline Arlo

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Re: Do you like vanilla?
« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2013, 11:40:45 AM »
Quote from: Scherf on September 17, 2013, 11:23:34 PM
The worrying thing is what he tasted before settling on the beaver butt.

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Re: Do you like vanilla?
« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2013, 12:10:24 PM »
Quote from: skorpx1 on September 17, 2013, 09:56:15 PM
Y'Know at the grocery store we work at there's this small section in produce that has cotton candy flavored grapes and the first ingredient listed is beaver anal secretions.



First of all who decided to taste beaver anal secretions? That's what i'd like to know.
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Re: Do you like vanilla?
« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2013, 01:47:55 PM »
I shiver at the thought.  :o
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Re: Do you like vanilla?
« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2013, 02:06:40 PM »
i heard rumor that Arlo looooves it...  :rofl  (goofy texicans will eat anything)
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Re: Do you like vanilla?
« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2013, 03:30:04 PM »
Fingerlicking good!  :old:
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Re: Do you like vanilla?
« Reply #20 on: September 18, 2013, 03:52:25 PM »
Quote from: gyrene81 on September 18, 2013, 02:06:40 PM
i heard rumor that Arlo looooves it...  :rofl  (goofy texicans will eat anything)

Sprinkle cinnamon, lavender and pumpkin spice on a beaver's butt and you may go wild, too.  ;)

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Re: Do you like vanilla?
« Reply #21 on: September 18, 2013, 04:28:01 PM »
Quote from: mtnman on September 17, 2013, 10:53:23 PM
Oh yea...  Act all innocent, like you've never tried it...

Yea, right... :rolleyes:


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Re: Do you like vanilla?
« Reply #22 on: September 18, 2013, 05:42:20 PM »
Quote from: Vulcan on September 17, 2013, 07:30:38 PM
None of the beaver I've eaten tasted like vanlilla.




You are aware that you are allowed to add flavours, and even get complimented on your open mindedness for doing so?
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Re: Do you like vanilla?
« Reply #23 on: September 18, 2013, 06:57:40 PM »
Believe it or not.. ironically I was eating a rootbeer float (with vanilla icecream of course). When I read this.

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Re: Do you like vanilla?
« Reply #24 on: September 18, 2013, 09:32:57 PM »
Somebody should go to a starbucks and wait till somebody wants a shot of vanilla. Then be all like "EWWWW you know where vanilla flavoring comes from???"

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Re: Do you like vanilla?
« Reply #25 on: September 19, 2013, 06:17:03 PM »
I sent the article to a few coworkers.  Then I later sent a note saying I had just gotten a French Vanilla hot drink out of the machine at the gas station...and only found a "couple" of hairs in it.  Then I sent a follow up with the pic Arlo posted of the beaver embedded in the email.  This thread provided some excellent entertainment for me yesterday. :aok
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Re: Do you like vanilla?
« Reply #26 on: September 20, 2013, 04:38:47 AM »
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Re: Do you like vanilla?
« Reply #27 on: September 20, 2013, 06:05:37 PM »
Explains why my mother in laws cake icing tastes like arse


I want to meet the guy that found out that beavers butt tastes like vanilla......how did this even happen? What the hell was he doing that lead him to spray beaver anal secretions into his mouth to see what it tasted like?  Look ive been pretty hammered in my life, and done some pretty stupid things..I mean things that are known only to me and my maker........but never....ever have i decided to spray a small furry mammals anal secretions into my mouth  :lol

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Re: Do you like vanilla?
« Reply #28 on: September 22, 2013, 12:12:34 PM »
Quote from: mbailey on September 20, 2013, 06:05:37 PM
Explains why my mother in laws cake icing tastes like arse


I want to meet the guy that found out that beavers butt tastes like vanilla......how did this even happen? What the hell was he doing that lead him to spray beaver anal secretions into his mouth to see what it tasted like?  Look ive been pretty hammered in my life, and done some pretty stupid things..I mean things that are known only to me and my maker........but never....ever have i decided to spray a small furry mammals anal secretions into my mouth  :lol



yeah like all the girls you dated were cleanly shaved  :D.



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Re: Do you like vanilla?
« Reply #29 on: September 23, 2013, 03:17:38 AM »
Quote from: Vulcan on September 17, 2013, 07:30:38 PM
None of the beaver I've eaten tasted like vanlilla.



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