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Offline Ripsnort

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Do you like vanilla?
« on: September 17, 2013, 04:31:24 PM »
Do you like vanilla? How about 'natural' flavorings?

Beaver Anal Secretions a Vanilla Substitute in Some Foods
http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/news/beaver-anal-secretions-vanilla-substitute-some-foo/nZy6P/

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Re: Do you like vanilla?
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2013, 04:36:45 PM »
Must be the source for chocolate (fudge) substitute also
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Re: Do you like vanilla?
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2013, 04:42:25 PM »
Must be the source for chocolate (fudge) substitute also
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Re: Do you like vanilla?
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2013, 04:48:32 PM »
Announcing 'Beaver Butt Ice Cream.'



Comes in vanilla, vanilla and vanilla.








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Re: Do you like vanilla?
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2013, 04:54:35 PM »
LMAO Arlo!  :rofl :aok

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Re: Do you like vanilla?
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2013, 05:16:19 PM »
 :rofl Oh god.
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Re: Do you like vanilla?
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2013, 06:46:28 PM »
So imitation vanilla beans are in reality..............
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Re: Do you like vanilla?
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2013, 07:16:33 PM »
They make a deep fried dough treat shaped like a Beaver Tail at a ski resort we went to in Ontario that the kids loved.  That's what they called 'em "Beaver tails".  They should dip the narrow end in vanilla.

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Offline Vulcan

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Re: Do you like vanilla?
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2013, 07:30:38 PM »
None of the beaver I've eaten tasted like vanlilla.



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Re: Do you like vanilla?
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Re: Do you like vanilla?
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2013, 09:17:13 PM »
Do you like vanilla? How about 'natural' flavorings?

Beaver Anal Secretions a Vanilla Substitute in Some Foods
http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/news/beaver-anal-secretions-vanilla-substitute-some-foo/nZy6P/

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I used to do a fair amount of beaver trapping, and I can't say that I'm too surprised.  While doing my skinning, I used to remove the anal and castor glands to use for making my own attractant/bait, and although I wouldn't say it smelled exactly like vanilla it wasn't that far off either...

Kind of like the way a certain potency of skunk essence smells almost exactly like shredded wheat cereal, I imagine a slight amount of beaver gland would make a decent vanilla substitute.  Heck, skunk essence used to be used to make perfume...
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Re: Do you like vanilla?
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2013, 09:56:15 PM »
Y'Know at the grocery store we work at there's this small section in produce that has cotton candy flavored grapes and the first ingredient listed is beaver anal secretions.



First of all who decided to taste beaver anal secretions? That's what i'd like to know.

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Re: Do you like vanilla?
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2013, 10:53:23 PM »
First of all who decided to taste beaver anal secretions? That's what i'd like to know.

Oh yea...  Act all innocent, like you've never tried it...

Yea, right... :rolleyes:
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Re: Do you like vanilla?
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2013, 11:23:34 PM »
The worrying thing is what he tasted before settling on the beaver butt.
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