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Offline BaldEagl

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Aces High Direct TV Commercial Game
« on: January 18, 2014, 05:16:32 PM »
DirecTV’s “Get Rid of Cable” Commercials are a series of TV advertisements for the American satellite TV company illustrating various hypothetical scenarios that lead to regrettable misfortunes as a result of cable TV service outage.

I'm sure most of your have seen these.  If you haven't they are posted here:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v-JuG6YMqI

Let's play with Aces High.  It's ok to create multipe branches off the same response so in all cases quote the line you are responding to.  We'll see how far we get then we can start over with a new opening.  I'll get things started:



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Re: Aces High Direct TV Commercial Game
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2014, 05:18:15 PM »
You shoot a Panzer with a Wirbel, when you shoot a Panzer with a wirbel, you get frustrated...
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Re: Aces High Direct TV Commercial Game
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2014, 06:08:10 PM »
When you get frustrated,  you up a Tempest...when you up a Tempest you lose said Tempest and related perk points to some dweeb named "Latrobe" (whoever that guy is) in a freaking 109F of all things!  When you...
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Re: Aces High Direct TV Commercial Game
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2014, 06:34:46 PM »
Lose a Tempest to a dweeb named "Latrobe" in a 109F you come on the BBS and complain. Don't come onto the BBS and complain, switch to airplanes and stay out of GVs so you can get better than Latrobe.
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Re: Aces High Direct TV Commercial Game
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2014, 06:36:29 PM »
When you up a Spitfire, people make fun of you...when people make fun you....
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Re: Aces High Direct TV Commercial Game
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2014, 06:40:16 PM »
Quote from: Changeup on January 18, 2014, 06:36:29 PM
When you up a Spitfire, people make fun of you...when people make fun you....

Switch to an La-7.  When you switch to an  La-7...
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Re: Aces High Direct TV Commercial Game
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2014, 06:41:40 PM »
you die quickly in a horde of bish and get mad.  When you get mad, you up B17s to show everyone you can be a Billy Bad Arse gunner like 999000...When you up B17s to show everyone you are a Billy Bad Arse like 999000, you....
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Re: Aces High Direct TV Commercial Game
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2014, 07:28:28 PM »
shop at garage sales to find an old leather football helmet to wear while flying buffs like 999000...when you shop at garage sales...

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Re: Aces High Direct TV Commercial Game
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2014, 08:45:44 PM »
You end up buying a Russian bomber with 20mm cannons and 8 500Ib bombs that will make GVers cry... when you make GVers cry
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Re: Aces High Direct TV Commercial Game
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2014, 09:31:59 PM »
Quote from: Plawranc on January 18, 2014, 08:45:44 PM
You end up buying a Russian bomber with 20mm cannons and 8 500Ib bombs that will make GVers cry... when you make GVers cry

When you make GVers cry, you ruin the sequence of hypothetical regrettable situations because nothing is regrettable about making GVers cry.  :ahand


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Re: Aces High Direct TV Commercial Game
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2014, 09:34:23 PM »
they will come to the bbs to whine and cry, when they whine and cry...
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Re: Aces High Direct TV Commercial Game
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2014, 09:50:57 PM »
When they come to the BBS to whine and cry, nobody listens to GV's whining and crying so....
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Re: Aces High Direct TV Commercial Game
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2014, 10:14:47 PM »
Quote from: xbrit on January 18, 2014, 09:50:57 PM
When they come to the BBS to whine and cry, nobody listens to GV's whining and crying so....

When they whine and cry and no one listens to them whine and cry their mother's get worried.  When their mother's get worried...
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Re: Aces High Direct TV Commercial Game
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2014, 11:57:33 PM »
She's starts buying guns, when mother starts buying guns...
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Re: Aces High Direct TV Commercial Game
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2014, 12:04:08 AM »
When mothers start buying guns, they become mother Russia, and when she becomes mother Russia you get...
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