man thats crazy, "chill dude" hahaha thats pretty ballzy.
Ranks right up there with, "Don't taze me bro!!!"
My dad is a retired AF colonel, flew C-130's in Vietnam. One time they were ordered to transport a mutinous platoon of South Vietnamese troops from A to B.
Well they got the guys on the plane, but one guy started inciting the others, the leader if you will. So my dad walks up to the guy, pulls his .38 revolver, and tells the guy to sit down or else. (They are still on the ground).
So what does this leader do. He looks right at my dad and says 'go ahead and shoot'. The lesson my dad told me he learned, 'Don't pull out my pistol unless I was going to use it'.
He holstered it and walked away, the MP's got the prisoners under control. He says he flew up to altitude and depressurized the back for a bit, problem solved.
Not the same as a creeper in your own backyard, but the story reminded me of it so I thought I'd share.