Movie Quote Thread

[NatCigg]

See Rule #6

[Brooke]

Very clever little boy. Very, very clever, to see that my friend and I are foreigners here, but of course not Russian, naturally. What would the Russians be doing on United States of America island, with so many animosities and hatreds between these two countries? It is too funny an idea, is it not? No, we... we are of course... Norveegans.

The Russians put our camera made by our German scientists and your film made by your German scientists into their satellite made by their German scientists.

[Blinder]

First Jive Dude: Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?

Second Jive Dude: Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man!

First Jive Dude: I say hey, sky... subba say I wan' see...

Second Jive Dude: Uh-huh.

First Jive Dude: ...pray to J I did the same-ol', same-ol'!

Second Jive Dude: Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!

First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...

First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: ...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

First Jive Dude: COL' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.

[Brooke]

"Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?"

Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.

[Brooke]

Duke Henry: You Sir, are not one of my vassals... who are you?

Ash: Who wants to know?

Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.

Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and s**t... and Jack left town.

"Army of Darkness"

Shop smart.  Shop S-Mart.

[Brooke]

See Rule #6

[Blinder]

Herc Hansen: We can either sit here and do nothing or grab those flare guns and do something really stupid.

[MK-84]

Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!

[Brooke]

"I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those... moments... will be lost in time, like tears... in... rain. Time... to die..."

 

[Blooz]

Capt. Nately: Don't you have any principles?

Old man: Of course not!

Capt. Nately: No morality?

Old man: I'm a very moral man, and Italy is a very moral country. That's why we will certainly come out on top again if we succeed in being defeated.

Capt. Nately: You talk like a madman.

Old man: But I live like a sane one. I was a fascist when Mussolini was on top. Now that he has been deposed, I am anti-fascist. When the Germans were here, I was fanatically pro-German. Now I'm fanatically pro-American. You'll find no more loyal partisan in all of Italy than myself.

Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

Old man: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.

Capt. Nately: How do you know?

Old man: Because I am 107-years-old. How old are you?

Capt. Nately: I'll be 20 in January.

Old man: If you live.

[Brooke]

Reg, Reg, that reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in '48 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator, you know, couldn't control himself. Why, he would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't... you know...

Ga'dam lard-ass Barkley Donaldson, I'm tellin' you he jumped us!
Gloves off, stick down, no warning. He challenged the Chiefs!
Called us names.
Called us names! But Dave was there.
Dave's a killer!
Dave's a mess.
But Dave's out. Who's gonna take his place?
Is the answer Jesus?
OK guys. Show us what ya' got!

-Slap Shot-

Tapin' on the foil coach!

[Brooke]

You tell'em I'm coming... and hells coming with me
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I'm you're hucklberry.
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Should just show the movie tombstone....

Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.

It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.

Because Wyatt Earp is my friend.

Wyatt Earp: What does he need?
Doc Holliday: Revenge.
Wyatt Earp: For what?
Doc Holliday: Bein' born.

Make no mistake, it's not revenge he's after. It's a reckonin'.

It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear.

I stand corrected, Wyatt. You're an oak.

Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Nobody move!
Doc Holliday: Nonsense. By all means, move.

Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
[Billy Clanton draws a knife]
Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.

Wyatt Earp: How are you?
Doc Holliday: I'm dying, how are you?

Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.

Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him

Must be a peach of a hand.

[Brooke]

"Is it safe?"

Is what safe?

[Dragon]

Is what safe?

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

[Kenne]

"Ok, what ya wanna do here is this:

You want to attack it at its most vulnerable spot.
Come at it from this angle and locate the automatic flip-flop override device here,
which in turn will defuse the antigyroscopic preinterphase thrust chamber.
Follow that baby down to the spherical decombustion atmospheric hellico intergravity shield deflectors,
and then you simply deactivate the aft shield gyro presubinertia photomegatronic
oscillaters that your see here!"