Movie Quote Thread

[vafiii]

See Rule #6

[gyrene81]

You, sir, could not possibly be more wrong.  Gullwings are the sexiest of sexy.

Wiley.

i've known a few women that had some serious gullwing...    ...eh, nevermind. tmi...

[Curval]

"Excuse me sir, but since the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the IT on the QT, because if it leaks to the VC he could become a MIA and we'd all be put on KP!"

[vafiii]

Reg, Reg, that reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in '48 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator, you know, couldn't control himself. Why, he would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't... you know...

Ga'dam lard-ass Barkley Donaldson, I'm tellin' you he jumped us!
Gloves off, stick down, no warning. He challenged the Chiefs!
Called us names.
Called us names! But Dave was there.
Dave's a killer!
Dave's a mess.
But Dave's out. Who's gonna take his place?
Is the answer Jesus?
OK guys. Show us what ya' got!

-Slap Shot-

[morfiend]

you wouldn't be saying that if you were in the cockpit with her naked sitting on your face... 

  He'd think it was a cut and put a bandaid on it!



   

[vafiii]

Mr. Melon, your wife was just showing us her Klimt.
You too, huh? She's showin' it to everybody.

Millicent, you look very charming. I love your dress. Don't you Thornton? It's such a lovely shade of green.
Yeah, if that dress had pockets you'd be a pool table. You should try my Tall & Fat stores. No offense.

You remember that thing we had called the Korean conflict? And how we failed to achieve victory? How come we didn't cross the 38th parallel and push those rice-eaters back to the Great Wall of China? Then take that f'in wall apart brick by brick and nuke them back into the f'in stone age forever? Tell me why! How come? Say it! Say it!
All right, I'll say it. 'Cause Truman was too much of a pucciewhip to let MacArthur go in there and blow out those Commie bastards!

-Back to School-

[NatCigg]

You tell'em I'm coming... and hells coming with me


I'm you're hucklberry.


Should just show the movie tombstone....

Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.

It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.

Because Wyatt Earp is my friend.

Wyatt Earp: What does he need?
Doc Holliday: Revenge.
Wyatt Earp: For what?
Doc Holliday: Bein' born.

Make no mistake, it's not revenge he's after. It's a reckonin'.

It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear.

I stand corrected, Wyatt. You're an oak.

Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Nobody move!
Doc Holliday: Nonsense. By all means, move.

Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
[Billy Clanton draws a knife]
Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.

Wyatt Earp: How are you?
Doc Holliday: I'm dying, how are you?

Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.

Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him

[Curval]

I feel CAPITAL!

[bagrat]

You, sir, could not possibly be more wrong.  Gullwings are the sexiest of sexy.

Wiley.

   I was just about to say that sexy corsair was almost better lookin than the women on it.... but I've been told by a pilot at an airshow to stop messing with the rear of his plane (I was a just kid fondling the elevators).


oh yea

 "Now, you've got a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage. Take me to it."

[Scherf]

"Is it safe?"

[ink]

You tell'em I'm coming... and hells coming with me
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I'm you're hucklberry.
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Should just show the movie tombstone....

Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.

It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.

Because Wyatt Earp is my friend.

Wyatt Earp: What does he need?
Doc Holliday: Revenge.
Wyatt Earp: For what?
Doc Holliday: Bein' born.

Make no mistake, it's not revenge he's after. It's a reckonin'.

It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear.

I stand corrected, Wyatt. You're an oak.

Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Nobody move!
Doc Holliday: Nonsense. By all means, move.

Billy Clant++on: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing d+ouble.
[Billy Clanton draws a knife]
Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.

Wyatt Earp: How are you?
Doc Holliday: I'm dying, how are you?

Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.

Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him

one of the all time greatest movies.....

Vals best role by far....and I think the best Doc Holiday of any movie




of course Clint Eastwood is the king of one liners.

"mans got to make a living.......Diein aint much of a living boy...."   Probably my favorite Clint quote but man he has so many....

"you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie" 

[Lusche]

"Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each." 

[USCH]

Give your brain a chance boy...

[Devil 505]

See Rule #6

[mbailey]

"Its KKKKKKen CCCCComing to KKKKKKill me"