France Surrenders to Russia

[Arlo]

That's the confusing thing Arlo, my surname is Cameron, the Camerons were scots highlanders. My mother was half welsh, half Irish. I was born in England.

Too much inter-shagging, I told you

Apparently the Camerons were indeed coming.

[mechanic]

hah, yes.

and what a pig's ear he's making of it

[Lusche]

Quite unlike German....everything in German sounds like "I gotta take a dump." 

 

[LCADolby]

Glendinning

Go.

[zack1234]

That's deeply ironic coming from a Brit considering the leaked document seen being brought into No 10. Some quotes from a news report:The stuff about the French is a joke. But the British surrender is there in black and white. Rather embarrassing that!

Putin has made fools of the west, NATO and the Americans. Appeasement once again.

BTW: I have no remit to defend France from stupid jokes but as a matter of historical fact the French have won more battles than they lost. But lets  not let the facts get in the way of a silly joke.

Do you write things to get a reaction from me?

Appeasement was not a issue with Ireland, it was supportive of the Nazi government because it was neutral!

Putin is protecting Russians from Ultra nationalists, dont ignore the facts these people rioting are not nice people

Then again you will ignore the facts!

The Ukranians want independance from Russia, and I will have to fund another backward european country.


Are we still supportung those Syrian fundamentlist al qeeda rebels, or the koreans.

[mbailey]

How soon we forget



As an American, i believe the French and their flag should be treated with nothing less than the utmost reverence and respect.

[Swoop]

Since someone posted a list of France's military history, lets take a looksee at all the conflicts America has had over the years.  Has America ever won anything against a competant military power without assistance from another country?

Korea?  Nope, we wuz there helping ya.
Iraq?  Nope, we wuz there.  
Afghanistan?  We're there again.
Vietnam?  Ok, we weren't there....but then you didn't win that one did ya?  Even with the Aussies helping.
Dominican Republic / Grenada / Panama?  I said competant military power, not natives in grass skirts armed with nasty looking sharpened mangos.
The big one in 1776?  Without the French you'd have been toast sunshine.  And while you see it as a victory, we see this one as a lucky bleedin escape.
Franco-American War?  Nope, British Royal Navy did the biz on that one.  And btw, nice job of thanking those nice Frogs that helped ya win independence.
The 1812 spat?  Heh, both you lot and the Canadians think of that one as a victory despite you trying to invade them.  All your other reasons for declaring war were ignored in the peace treaty which forced you to recognise the original US-Canadian border and in the process of bringing you to the negotiation table we set fire to the Whitehouse.  Call that a victory do ya?
The Barbary wars?  Ok, the first one ended with $60,000 dollars being paid as ransom for the US prisoners taken that started the fight and the second ended when the US agreed to pay tribute so your poor widdle sailors wouldnt get attacked any more.  
The Mexican-American war?  Ok, I'll give you that one.  Shame they've been invading on the quiet for a while now though, how's that going for ya?
The Spanish-American war?  Oh yeah.....that one started cos some Pedro tried to say that Cuba was part of Spain and not just a colony.  Gee, where have I heard that before?  

Originally posted on another board a few years ago.....resurrected now for the comedy effect.

[Dichotomy]

Excellent, thank you Danny.

   I knew this was going to be good bat.

[Hoplite]

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She's probably crazy.  Extensive inter-breeding will do that. 

[Shifty]

How soon we forget

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As an American, i believe the French and their flag should be treated with nothing less than the utmost reverence and respect.

+1 

[Hoplite]

Since someone posted a list of France's military history, lets take a looksee at all the conflicts America has had over the years.  Has America ever won anything against a competent military power without assistance from another country?

Korea?  Nope, we wuz there helping ya.
Iraq?  Nope, we wuz there.  
Afghanistan?  We're there again.
Vietnam?  Ok, we weren't there....but then you didn't win that one did ya?  Even with the Aussies helping.
Dominican Republic / Grenada / Panama?  I said competant military power, not natives in grass skirts armed with nasty looking sharpened mangos.
The big one in 1776?  Without the French you'd have been toast sunshine.  And while you see it as a victory, we see this one as a lucky bleedin escape.
Franco-American War?  Nope, British Royal Navy did the biz on that one.  And btw, nice job of thanking those nice Frogs that helped ya win independence.
The 1812 spat?  Heh, both you lot and the Canadians think of that one as a victory despite you trying to invade them.  All your other reasons for declaring war were ignored in the peace treaty which forced you to recognise the original US-Canadian border and in the process of bringing you to the negotiation table we set fire to the Whitehouse.  Call that a victory do ya?
The Barbary wars?  Ok, the first one ended with $60,000 dollars being paid as ransom for the US prisoners taken that started the fight and the second ended when the US agreed to pay tribute so your poor widdle sailors wouldnt get attacked any more.  
The Mexican-American war?  Ok, I'll give you that one.  Shame they've been invading on the quiet for a while now though, how's that going for ya?
The Spanish-American war?  Oh yeah.....that one started cos some Pedro tried to say that Cuba was part of Spain and not just a colony.  Gee, where have I heard that before?  

Originally posted on another board a few years ago.....resurrected now for the comedy effect.

Here in the States we refer to it as the "Special Relationship" for a reason.....

 

[LCADolby]

The big one in 1776?  Without the French you'd have been toast sunshine.  And while you see it as a victory, we see this one as a lucky bleedin escape.
Franco-American War?  Nope, British Royal Navy did the biz on that one.  And btw, nice job of thanking those nice Frogs that helped ya win independence.

 

[danny76]

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Here in the States we refer to it as the "Special Relationship" for a reason.....

 

[TOMCAT21]

 

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Here in the States we refer to it as the "Special Relationship" for a reason.....

 

[Slate]

How soon we forget

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As an American, i believe the French and their flag should be treated with nothing less than the utmost reverence and respect.

   

   My Uncle has lineage and shares the name Lafayette. This thread started as a joke but remember the soldiers that suffered a fate that was in the hands of some good and some not so good leaders.