Why would they? 
Zack is a salt of the earth type, he runs a small mammal rescue centre and rehomes lost hedgehogs.
Despite his gruff and surly exterior he does Santa every year for the local care homes. The pies are required to expand his girth and make the outfit more authentic

Last year he won a badge for helping some old biffer trip over, spilling all the gear the geriatric fart had stolen from Tesco. Zack was as modest as ever, even as he claimed the can of "All Day Breakfast" had been his all along, and simply dropped in the scuffle
