A man walks to the doctor. He sits down and starts to explain in a female like high pitched voice:
Man: Doctor please I have had it with my voice. All my adult life I have had a high pithed voice and even though women consider my body very masculine this voice is giving me issues with my self confidence and my girl friend is always commenting about it.
Doctor (in a deep masculin voice): Allright, let's do some examinations to see if we can help you.
The doctor performs a series of tests. He takes blood tests, x-rays and studies his voice chords. After a week of analysing the doctor calls the man back to the office to tell him the news.
Doctor (in a deep masculin voice): I have both good and bad news for you. The good news is that we can perform an operation that will give you a voice pretty much like mine.
Man: Oh golly! Yes!
Doctor: The bad news is that we will need to operate your noodle. You see, you have an exceptionally large member that is causing high stress to your vocal chords.
Man: Oh I see... I will have to think about this.
A week passes and the man calls to the doctor to go ahead with the operation.
Surgery day comes and the operation is a great success. The man loses 8 inches of noodle size but gains a deep and masculin voice.
A week later the man calls to the doctor again:
Man (with deep masculin voice): Doctor, thank you so much for the operation you did. But... I have second thoughts. My girl friend loves my new voice but she is not satisfied with my new noodle size. Please tell me that the operation can still be reversed, please?
Doctor (with a high pitched voice): I'm sorry that's just not possible anymore
