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Offline Dragon Tamer

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Jokes
« on: March 25, 2014, 07:54:30 PM »
I like to laugh, so I decided to crawl out of my hole for a while to see what's going on and to see if anyone had any good jokes to share.

I'll start:

I was playing GTA V yesterday and heard on the radio about the Sweetish rapper "Stockholm Syndrome."

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« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2014, 07:57:30 PM »
getting out a bit seems like a good idea mate..go all the way outside now..
it will be nice I assure you.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2014, 10:25:55 PM »
I like to laugh, so I decided to crawl out of my hole for a while to see what's going on and to see if anyone had any good jokes to share.

I'll start:

I was playing GTA V yesterday and heard on the radio about the Sweetish rapper "Stockholm Syndrome."

 :headscratch: I don't get it.

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« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2014, 11:18:02 PM »
What the hell is "Sweetish"?
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« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2014, 12:01:08 AM »
 :huh  :confused:
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« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2014, 05:18:43 PM »
Never mind...  :noid


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« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2014, 09:29:59 PM »
what does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery driver have in common :headscratch:











































they both can smell it..yet nether can taste it.

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« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2014, 02:36:45 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2014, 03:09:47 PM »
A man walks to the doctor. He sits down and starts to explain in a female like high pitched voice:

Man: Doctor please I have had it with my voice. All my adult life I have had a high pithed voice and even though women consider my body very masculine this voice is giving me issues with my self confidence and my girl friend is always commenting about it.

Doctor (in a deep masculin voice): Allright, let's do some examinations to see if we can help you.

The doctor performs a series of tests. He takes blood tests, x-rays and studies his voice chords. After a week of analysing the doctor calls the man back to the office to tell him the news.

Doctor (in a deep masculin voice): I have both good and bad news for you. The good news is that we can perform an operation that will give you a voice pretty much like mine.

Man: Oh golly! Yes!

Doctor: The bad news is that we will need to operate your noodle. You see, you have an exceptionally large member that is causing high stress to your vocal chords.

Man: Oh I see... I will have to think about this.

A week passes and the man calls to the doctor to go ahead with the operation.
Surgery day comes and the operation is a great success. The man loses 8 inches of noodle size but gains a deep and masculin voice.

A week later the man calls to the doctor again:

Man (with deep masculin voice): Doctor, thank you so much for the operation you did. But... I have second thoughts. My girl friend loves my new voice but she is not satisfied with my new noodle size. Please tell me that the operation can still be reversed, please?

Doctor (with a high pitched voice): I'm sorry that's just not possible anymore  :devil
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« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2014, 03:31:18 PM »
The definition of pornography is quiet simple.  Erotica is using a feather.  Pornography is using the entire chicken.
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« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2014, 03:50:39 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2014, 03:52:30 PM »
Midway

Wondered how long this would take  :aok

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« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2014, 04:17:36 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2014, 06:13:08 PM »
A man walks to the doctor. He sits down and starts to explain in a female like high pitched voice:

Man: Doctor please I have had it with my voice. All my adult life I have had a high pithed voice and even though women consider my body very masculine this voice is giving me issues with my self confidence and my girl friend is always commenting about it.

Doctor (in a deep masculin voice): Allright, let's do some examinations to see if we can help you.

The doctor performs a series of tests. He takes blood tests, x-rays and studies his voice chords. After a week of analysing the doctor calls the man back to the office to tell him the news.

Doctor (in a deep masculin voice): I have both good and bad news for you. The good news is that we can perform an operation that will give you a voice pretty much like mine.

Man: Oh golly! Yes!

Doctor: The bad news is that we will need to operate your noodle. You see, you have an exceptionally large member that is causing high stress to your vocal chords.

Man: Oh I see... I will have to think about this.

A week passes and the man calls to the doctor to go ahead with the operation.
Surgery day comes and the operation is a great success. The man loses 8 inches of noodle size but gains a deep and masculin voice.

A week later the man calls to the doctor again:

Man (with deep masculin voice): Doctor, thank you so much for the operation you did. But... I have second thoughts. My girl friend loves my new voice but she is not satisfied with my new noodle size. Please tell me that the operation can still be reversed, please?

Doctor (with a high pitched voice): I'm sorry that's just not possible anymore  :devil

 :rofl