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Offline Randy1

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HTC Big Cheese for the day
« on: April 15, 2014, 11:45:00 AM »
You rubbed the magic lantern and the Gennie granted you the wish to be HTC top dog for a few minutes.  Your only task you can accomplish in that short of time is arrange the top ten list below in the order of HTC working priority.  Magically too, the fixes and updates would be an exact match to how you would do it.

How would you rank them by priority? 

1. New graphics engine
2. New planes, vehicles and boats
3. Update Older, planes, vehicles and boats
4. New Maps and fixed older maps
5. Add new features like trains, submarines and conveys
6. Fix ENY system or replace
7. Change 12 hour rule or replace
8. Update Website
9. New Training films
10. *Add one item you may want just keep it short and generic.*

Offline BluBerry

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Re: HTC Big Cheese for the day
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2014, 11:47:35 AM »
1. Change 12 hour rule or replace

the rest can go in any order.

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Re: HTC Big Cheese for the day
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2014, 11:55:40 AM »
You forgot to add "Lunch" to your list.

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Re: HTC Big Cheese for the day
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2014, 11:58:43 AM »
aaaaaaaaaand 2nd Breakfast is missing too!
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Re: HTC Big Cheese for the day
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2014, 12:07:36 PM »
1- fix the boring gameplay at euro times

The game is marketed as "find action 24 hours a day" but that is plain wrong nowadays.

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Re: HTC Big Cheese for the day
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2014, 12:10:03 PM »
A husband and a wife enter a vacant building and accidentally flip over a lantern. A puff of dust blows out and they see a man sitting in the corner.

Wife: Are you the genie of the lamp?
The genie looks slightly surprised, looks around and finally admits he is one.
Wife now slightly excited: Will we get our three wishes??

The genie says there is three wishes, two to yourself and one that he keeps himself.

The husband thinks for a while, then says: I want to be the richest man on the planet!
The genie waves his hand and says your wish is granted.

The wife says she wishes to be the sexiest woman alive.
The genie waves his hand and says your wish is granted.

The couple looks at eachothers, waiting. The genie talks again:

Listen, I have been in my bottle for thousands of years and for I should make your wishes true I only wish one thing: to have sex with your wife.

The couple thinks briefly before finding the request acceptable. The genie goes to the back room with the wife and after a lustful 30 minutes they both return.

The genie lights a cigarette and asks: So, when was it again when you started believing in this genie stuff?  :ahand
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Re: HTC Big Cheese for the day
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2014, 12:18:59 PM »
A husband and a wife enter a vacant building and accidentally flip over a lantern. A puff of dust blows out and they see a man sitting in the corner.

Wife: Are you the genie of the lamp?
The genie looks slightly surprised, looks around and finally admits he is one.
Wife now slightly excited: Will we get our three wishes??

The genie says there is three wishes, two to yourself and one that he keeps himself.

The husband thinks for a while, then says: I want to be the richest man on the planet!
The genie waves his hand and says your wish is granted.

The wife says she wishes to be the sexiest woman alive.
The genie waves his hand and says your wish is granted.

The couple looks at eachothers, waiting. The genie talks again:

Listen, I have been in my bottle for thousands of years and for I should make your wishes true I only wish one thing: to have sex with your wife.

The couple thinks briefly before finding the request acceptable. The genie goes to the back room with the wife and after a lustful 30 minutes they both return.

The genie lights a cigarette and asks: So, when was it again when you started believing in this genie stuff?  :ahand

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Re: HTC Big Cheese for the day
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2014, 12:20:15 PM »
You rubbed the magic lantern and the Gennie granted you the wish to be HTC top dog for a few minutes.  Your only task you can accomplish in that short of time is arrange the top ten list below in the order of HTC working priority.  Magically too, the fixes and updates would be an exact match to how you would do it.

How would you rank them by priority? 

1. New graphics engine
2. New planes, vehicles and boats
3. Update Older, planes, vehicles and boats
4. New Maps and fixed older maps
5. Add new features like trains, submarines and conveys
6. Fix ENY system or replace
7. Change 12 hour rule or replace
8. Update Website
9. New Training films
10. *Add one item you may want just keep it short and generic.*

1. New terrain engine
2. update older planes vehicles & boat
3. Fix film viewer for gun, ship or field position cameras.
4. Fix older maps/new maps.
5. Fix ENY system or replace it
6. Change 12 hour rule and shorten it.
7. Update website
8. Add new features like trains, submarines and convoys.
9. New 'official' training films or references to youtube channels that give valid information (latrobes, bluberrys, dolby's or vudu's channels)
10. new vehicles/planes

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Re: HTC Big Cheese for the day
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2014, 12:21:09 PM »
1- fix the boring gameplay at euro times

The game is marketed as "find action 24 hours a day" but that is plain wrong nowadays.

hard to find action with a 12 hour rule holding you down sometimes.

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Re: HTC Big Cheese for the day
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2014, 12:25:46 PM »
1. Pour 1 cup of Whiskey and drink it as fast as you can.
2. Repeat
...

6. Work on rest of list, randomly.
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Re: HTC Big Cheese for the day
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2014, 12:26:39 PM »
hard to find action with a 12 hour rule holding you down sometimes.

And/Or he can start logging in at US prime. :)
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Re: HTC Big Cheese for the day
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2014, 12:34:50 PM »
You rubbed the magic lantern and the Gennie granted you the wish to be HTC top dog for a few minutes.  Your only task you can accomplish in that short of time is arrange the top ten list below in the order of HTC working priority.  Magically too, the fixes and updates would be an exact match to how you would do it.

How would you rank them by priority? 

1. New graphics engine
2. New planes, vehicles and boats
3. Update Older, planes, vehicles and boats
4. New Maps and fixed older maps
5. Add new features like trains, submarines and conveys
6. Fix ENY system or replace
7. Change 12 hour rule or replace
8. Update Website
9. New Training films
10. *Add one item you may want just keep it short and generic.*

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3
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7 - 1 or 2 hours should suffice.
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10 - Fix and enhance the film viewer.
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6 - Only fix ENY needs is to add another trigger for high arena population.  One side having 40 more players and no ENY needs to be addressed.
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Re: HTC Big Cheese for the day
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2014, 12:54:23 PM »
You rubbed the magic lantern and the Gennie granted you the wish to be HTC top dog for a few minutes.  Your only task you can accomplish in that short of time is arrange the top ten list below in the order of HTC working priority.  Magically too, the fixes and updates would be an exact match to how you would do it.

How would you rank them by priority? 

1. New graphics engine
2. New planes, vehicles and boats
3. Update Older, planes, vehicles and boats
4. New Maps and fixed older maps
5. Add new features like trains, submarines and conveys
6. Fix ENY system or replace
7. Change 12 hour rule or replace
8. Update Website
9. New Training films
10. *Add one item you may want just keep it short and generic.*

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9) Would modify this slightly to also add some kind of in game accessible help system to walk first timers through tutorial/"what does this do?" type stuff.
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Re: HTC Big Cheese for the day
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2014, 02:01:58 PM »
1:New terrain engine
2:Remove all GV's and manned ack.
3:Carpaccio for lunch.

4:Reduce side switch time to six hours.
« Last Edit: April 15, 2014, 02:04:31 PM by ReVo »
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Re: HTC Big Cheese for the day
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2014, 04:30:56 PM »
1. Customizable pilot faces so I can make my pilot look like John Wayne.
2. Mini subs for patrolling coastal waterways.
3. Updated GRAPHICS and PLANES.
4. Booyah!