A husband and a wife enter a vacant building and accidentally flip over a lantern. A puff of dust blows out and they see a man sitting in the corner.
Wife: Are you the genie of the lamp?
The genie looks slightly surprised, looks around and finally admits he is one.
Wife now slightly excited: Will we get our three wishes??
The genie says there is three wishes, two to yourself and one that he keeps himself.
The husband thinks for a while, then says: I want to be the richest man on the planet!
The genie waves his hand and says your wish is granted.
The wife says she wishes to be the sexiest woman alive.
The genie waves his hand and says your wish is granted.
The couple looks at eachothers, waiting. The genie talks again:
Listen, I have been in my bottle for thousands of years and for I should make your wishes true I only wish one thing: to have sex with your wife.
The couple thinks briefly before finding the request acceptable. The genie goes to the back room with the wife and after a lustful 30 minutes they both return.
The genie lights a cigarette and asks: So, when was it again when you started believing in this genie stuff?
