Now if only Hitech would write a Skuzzy-Bot like some groups use to spam political and cultural web sites. Then it would maintain a Skuzzy presence in our posts with relevant one liners. We would probably never know the difference until the sig material started to repeat itself. That would mean the real Skuzzy forgot to update his catch phrases and signature material weekly. But, we would play nice because it's the Skuzzy in the da house.
Now the analog version is Skuzzy scans the whole post database for all of his posts to create a cheat sheet. Prints it out, and the rest of HTC takes turns being Skuzzy using the printout to have those Skuzzyism gems when they Mod the forums.