A woman gets on a bus carrying a baby.
As she pays the fare, the bus driver says, "Lady, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen".
Very flustered she walks to the rear of the bus and finding an empty space next to a gentleman, she sits down. After a moment the man says to the woman, " is everything ok? You look like you are going to burst out crying". She turns to him and tells him that the driver had said something very rude to her and that she couldn't get it out of her mind, and that she was getting angrier by the minute. The man says to her," if he really upset you that much, you shouldn't hold it in, you should go up to the driver and demand an apology, and the sooner that you do it, the better you would feel". She asks him,"do you really think so"?
He says; " sure, go get it off of your mind, make sure that he understands how he upset you and that you wouldn't take it from him". She says ok, I will do it.
He says, "good, and to make it easier for you, let me hold your monkey for you".
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