Have a Joke, post it...
Try to keep it somewhat anonymous, so as to not piss off anyone specific... unless it's about yourself

A 109 pilot, a sheep, and a ewe walk into a bar. The sheep and ewe come out staggering, and the 109 pilot comes out with his pants around his ankles.
A woman passing by asks the 109 pilot, why did you do that to those pour animals? The 109 pilot replies… the animals hell, I’m still trying to get this horn outta my ars!

A variation on a classic

Three P51 Pilots found themselves before St. Peter.
St. Peter says “Welcome my children, tell me your sin and you may enter the gates of Heaven.”
The first Pilot came forward and said, “ I have sinned with my hands”.
St. Peter replied “Wash your hands in this bowl, and you may enter.”
Just then, the 3rd Pilot cut in line in front of the 2nd.
Surprised, St. Peter asked the 3rd Pilot, “My child, why have you done this?”
To which the 3rd Pilot replied… “I want to wash my mouth out, before he sticks his ars in it…”
How many Luftwaffe Pilots does it take to down a P47? Depends on how much porn they’re downloading while jerking the stick around.

What did Frenchy say to Nomde while diving past him to the deck? Check 6, btw… thanks for clearing mine.

How does anyone manage to fly to P38?

1. Grab stick and yank it uncontrollably
2. Flail rudder peddles back n forth while giggling hysterically
3. Alt-tab back into game sending lesbian porn to background
4. Grab the yoke, bank hard, throttle back, shoot.