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Offline Curval

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Re: USA set to receive thumping next month..
« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2014, 02:13:43 PM »
Baseball is the world's most boring game.  I would rather watch cricket.
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Re: USA set to receive thumping next month..
« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2014, 03:39:14 PM »
Quote from: Curval on May 27, 2014, 02:13:43 PM
Baseball is the world's most boring game.  I would rather watch cricket.

That's because you don't understand it

Soccer?  People running around kicking a ball?  Booooooring.  Kinda like watching NASCAR only there are wrecks
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Re: USA set to receive thumping next month..
« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2014, 03:52:27 PM »
Baseball is when your groomed to get hammered.. party all nite long on the sauce .. wake up the next day and tho a perfect ball-game.. I think its one of the best sports in the world lmao...  :angel:
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Re: USA set to receive thumping next month..
« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2014, 04:05:07 PM »
Quote from: Changeup on May 27, 2014, 11:06:27 AM
It's not about money.  Let's review:

1.  Chicks dig 510 ft bombs
2.  Chicks dig the post pattern for 6
3.  Chicks dig the 5 hole from 30 feet
4.  Chicks dig 95 mph fastball on the outside corner for strike 3
5.  Chicks dig the pick-6
6.  Chicks dig natural double plays
7.  Chicks dig sacks
8.  Chicks dig free-throw line slam dunks
9.  Chicks dig the triple reverse
10.  Chicks dig charging the mound

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Re: USA set to receive thumping next month..
« Reply #19 on: May 27, 2014, 04:10:32 PM »
Quote from: craz07 on May 27, 2014, 03:52:27 PM
Baseball is when your groomed to get hammered.. party all nite long on the sauce .. wake up the next day and tho a perfect ball-game.. I think its one of the best sports in the world lmao...  :angel:

There is no more difficult task in all of sports than to hit a baseball moving 90+ mph that will end up 22 inches from your peen.  Well, except a hammer-curveball that starts 1 foot behind your head and ends up 16 inches from your peen.

Most humans can't even stand in the batters box but I guarantee you I can run around chasing a ball.  Now,  I have no idea what to do with it when I get there or how many times I'll vomit while chasing it.
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Re: USA set to receive thumping next month..
« Reply #20 on: May 27, 2014, 05:48:28 PM »
Quote from: Changeup on May 27, 2014, 04:10:32 PM
There is no more difficult task in all of sports than to hit a baseball moving 90+ mph that will end up 22 inches from your peen.  Well, except a hammer-curveball that starts 1 foot behind your head and ends up 16 inches from your peen.

Most humans can't even stand in the batters box but I guarantee you I can run around chasing a ball.  Now,  I have no idea what to do with it when I get there or how many times I'll vomit while chasing it.

Showed this to my son.  He's a pitcher.  He laughed so hard he was in tears. Great post Changeup
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Re: USA set to receive thumping next month..
« Reply #21 on: May 27, 2014, 05:52:32 PM »
I agree.

Overpaid nancy boys prancing about in a field trying to kick a ball between two posts while falling over a lot, crying and complaining "Ref!  He hurt me!  Tell him!  Waaaah!"

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Re: USA set to receive thumping next month..
« Reply #22 on: May 27, 2014, 06:41:34 PM »
Quote from: Swoop on May 27, 2014, 05:52:32 PM
I agree.

Overpaid nancy boys prancing about in a field trying to kick a ball between two posts while falling over a lot, crying and complaining "Ref!  He hurt me!  Tell him!  Waaaah!"



They use gel in their hair too.  Not good stuff.  I'd like to see Renaldo in the box against Clayton Kershaw.  He wouldn't know whether to crap or go blind
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Re: USA set to receive thumping next month..
« Reply #23 on: May 27, 2014, 06:45:23 PM »
Quote from: mbailey on May 27, 2014, 05:48:28 PM
Showed this to my son.  He's a pitcher.  He laughed so hard he was in tears. Great post Changeup

In the immortal words of Kenny Powers (NSW) but you will die laughing

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Re: USA set to receive thumping next month..
« Reply #24 on: May 27, 2014, 08:07:02 PM »
There's a TV ad over here, a football/soccer player can't continue and the physio comes on the pitch.....cos the poor fella has itchy scalp and needs immediate shampooing.

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Re: USA set to receive thumping next month..
« Reply #25 on: May 27, 2014, 08:24:40 PM »
Quote from: Swoop on May 27, 2014, 08:07:02 PM
There's a TV ad over here, a football/soccer player can't continue and the physio comes on the pitch.....cos the poor fella has itchy scalp and needs immediate shampooing.



Baseball players just shave their head and crush fastballs
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Re: USA set to receive thumping next month..
« Reply #26 on: May 27, 2014, 08:33:50 PM »
wow changeup, not enough quality fighting in the other threads?  who cares about football (that is soccer for you changeup) after all it is the most watched sport in the world.

that's better than baseball who claims to have world championships even though only two countries participate.  FIFA only has about 209 countries that participate in their "world" championship.  oh yeah and the finals will be watched by more people than well baseball teams could only dream.




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Re: USA set to receive thumping next month..
« Reply #27 on: May 27, 2014, 08:48:25 PM »
Screw what the world enjoys. I don't identify with any of those cultures, and even screwed up, we're better off than a lot of the world.

Baseball and beer are all I need.
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Re: USA set to receive thumping next month..
« Reply #28 on: May 27, 2014, 09:06:03 PM »
Some people are total morons

http://www.baseball-reference.com/bullpen/Professional_baseball

That's professional baseball.  People who get paid to play it.  Soccer is a fine sport but not difficult or costly which is why so many countries can play it.
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Re: USA set to receive thumping next month..
« Reply #29 on: May 27, 2014, 09:17:10 PM »
sure they dont over pay players in soccer by millions of dollars like they do in baseball.


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