I operate a shade account under the name "TopHat". I'll use one of the Home Lan macs to up some G4Ms or a Zeke and put it on autopilot.
The I'll login in as myself on another computer and go shoot down "thuh emmaknee" I upped in step 1 above.
In all cases, I shoot down those shade drones HONORABLY - typically by flying slowly up their 6 and shredding them with a nice motorkanone

, then I honorably go onto this BBS and chest thump about it - and all the Supermodels I've, uh, "enjoyed" (with 45 degrees of loft).
But, damnit if Lusche didn't pull down my stats and show that 90% of my kills came against one dude who only flies G4Ms or Zekes.

Anyway, I'm calling him out for his dishonorable conduct.