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Offline Serenity

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Re: RECRUITING
« Reply #30 on: July 20, 2014, 11:35:56 AM »
Oh my god, Navy SEAL w/ NO experience! PERFECT!  :lol
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Offline FLOOB

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Re: RECRUITING
« Reply #31 on: July 20, 2014, 02:59:34 PM »
Mission 2:
light scout ship recovery.

Tupac, Dichotomy and Lusche just saved your life. Tupac and Dichotomy were carrying shotguns, so they were guarding the CH48 untill we needed them. Tupac was on the left door, Dichotomy on the right. The rest of the team was out flushing reptilians out of hay fields and barns and toejam. Suddenly out of Tupac's blind spot right up next to him along side Charlie-1, one of them lizard aliens blasted Tupac with his ray gun. Dichotomy runs out the back of Charlie-1 and around the lefts side of the bird and blows away the lizard with his shotgun. Now Tupac is bleeding out, he's panicking so he got no time units left. He's spraying blood all over the inside of Charlie-1 screaming "DON'T LET IT EAT ME!" But neither Tupac or Dichotomy have an aid bag. Lusche is the closest one with an aid bag so he takes off running for the bird. He got there in time to patch the holes in Tupac before he bled to death. Tupac is 52% health right now, he won't be going on any missions for awhile.

Lusche has been promoted to sergeant.

Karnak has been promoted to sergeant.

Dichotomy has been promoted to sergeant.

Gscholz has been promoted to sergeant.

Serenity has been promoted to sergeant.

Tupac has been promoted to corporal.

Mechanic has been promoted to corporal.

I'll update your personnel files when I get around to it. I need more recruits!
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Offline FLOOB

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Re: RECRUITING
« Reply #32 on: July 21, 2014, 11:22:04 PM »
Drop your woks and grab your mickey mouse boots, mittens and furry parkas. It's December and we got a flying saucer melting a hole in Mongolia. PVT Volron will be joining us. He'll be humping the pig 'cause he's strong like bull. CPL Tupac's still in the shop.

Gentlemen, let's go get Gazoo.
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Offline FLOOB

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Re: RECRUITING
« Reply #33 on: July 22, 2014, 01:08:28 AM »
Another scandinavian. Welcome aboard.  :salute
« Last Edit: July 22, 2014, 01:10:29 AM by FLOOB »
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Re: RECRUITING
« Reply #34 on: July 22, 2014, 01:19:13 AM »
And since the forum won't let me modify my old posts. Your updated personnel files.








I'm surprised Karnak hasn't gotten more kills, he's a crazy looking bastard.
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Re: RECRUITING
« Reply #35 on: July 22, 2014, 01:26:24 AM »
But An officer thou, they ussually lead by pushing grunts in front, and Sgt in 3 missions, lucky, seems like a crazy world :rock
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Offline FLOOB

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Re: RECRUITING
« Reply #36 on: July 22, 2014, 01:33:03 AM »
Mission 3
alien cruiser recovery

Well we got to test out the new armor, it works. One of them lizardmen threw a grenade at Schen and Volron, it went off right behind them. Didn't do anything to them but their ears are still ringing. Then that lizard man charged right up to them, but before Volron could cut him in half with the machine gun a shot rang out and dropped the lizard. Looked around to see where the shot came from and there stood a policeman with a smoking smith & wesson in his hand.

Karnak has been promoted to Lieutenant

Gscholz has been promoted to Lieutenant

SGT Serenity has been awarded the Order of Gallantry

Schen has been promoted to Sergeant

Volron has been promoted to Corporal
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Offline Plawranc

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Re: RECRUITING
« Reply #37 on: July 22, 2014, 06:27:28 PM »
I volunteer! if only to be melted on my first mission.
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Re: RECRUITING
« Reply #38 on: July 23, 2014, 12:19:17 PM »
Immediately after touchdown the team was pinned inside the dropship. CPL Volron went berserk, unfortunately he was carrying a rocket launcher. Everyone was killed and the dropship was lost.
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Re: RECRUITING
« Reply #39 on: July 23, 2014, 12:29:08 PM »
 :uhoh :cry
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Re: RECRUITING
« Reply #40 on: July 23, 2014, 01:43:36 PM »
Just kidding!  :D

Actually you guys are kicking ass. You just saved Edinburgh Scotland from nuclear annihilation. And you Lusche, just earned the Military Cross. Congratulations, snipers usually do well in city terror defense missions.
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Offline FLOOB

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Re: RECRUITING
« Reply #41 on: July 23, 2014, 01:54:14 PM »
You see you have the Order of Merit for killing more than ten enemies. The Military Cross for killing five or more in a single mission. The Citation for Courage for the successful defense of a city mission.
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Re: RECRUITING
« Reply #42 on: July 23, 2014, 02:11:06 PM »
Everybody, meet SGT Plawranc.  :salute
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Re: RECRUITING
« Reply #43 on: July 23, 2014, 03:11:30 PM »
If you need a human shield I'll donate my organs
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Re: RECRUITING
« Reply #44 on: July 23, 2014, 03:19:07 PM »
Count me in.
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