Latrobe, you suck, man.
Really. I mean, you and that alternative lifestyle P-47. I don't know how many times I roasted you in my Yak. You really need to step it up a bit. I mean, you leaving the game now? really? When you get your arse handed to you by a 2-bit newb like me?
Geez, have some self respect, man. At least quit when you've actually done something. Well, something other than post vids on youtube of your big monkey feet on the rudder pedals in that weird haxxor tail-slide thingamajig video of yours. Yeh, I saw your monkey feet, bad toenails and all. Jeebus, trim those things, will ya? look like you could climb the hell out of a tree with those monkey feet of yours, though....
Oh well, go ahead and go. Not like you'll be missed. 3 months from now, people will say "Latrobe" and everyone else will say "yeh, well, I don't like New York, and beer from there sucks."
OK, ya got me.