The "official" AH Onion board

[GScholz]

"In an unfortunate turn of events Skuzzy, the chief moderator of HiTech Creations' forums, was fired today for banning his own boss, HiTech, for numerous violations of Forum Posting Rule No. 12. 'I just had to do it' Skuzzy told this reporter, 'rules are rules!' HiTech was unavailable for comment as he was too busy 'coading' the new graphics update for the Aces High massively multiplayer online game."

I'm going to hell for this...

[Coalcat1]

"In an unfortunate turn of events Skuzzy, the chief moderator of HiTech Creations' forums, was fired today for banning his own boss, HiTech, for numerous violations of Forum Posting Rule No. 12. 'I just had to do it' Skuzzy told this reporter, 'rules are rules!' HiTech was unavailable for comment as he was too busy 'coading' the new graphics update for the Aces High massively multiplayer online game."

I'm going to hell for this...

    and yes... yes you are...

[guncrasher]

last time ah went down, all the players decided to get together and produce a protest video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrlNExm8z5c

semp

after further researcher it was discovered that only the 9 players that stay up late in the game are in the video.  notice the lack of 1 vs 1 in the vidoe but rather the collaboration to do something together.

[Slate]

last time ah went down, all the players decided to get together and produce a protest video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrlNExm8z5c

semp

after further researcher it was discovered that only the 9 players that stay up late in the game are in the video.  notice the lack of 1 vs 1 in the vidoe but rather the collaboration to do something together.

   The leader better watch his six.     

[Tinkles]

last time ah went down, all the players decided to get together and produce a protest video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrlNExm8z5c

semp

after further researcher it was discovered that only the 9 players that stay up late in the game are in the video.  notice the lack of 1 vs 1 in the vidoe but rather the collaboration to do something together.

 

[Widewing]

last time ah went down, all the players decided to get together and produce a protest video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrlNExm8z5c

semp

after further researcher it was discovered that only the 9 players that stay up late in the game are in the video.  notice the lack of 1 vs 1 in the vidoe but rather the collaboration to do something together.

[bustr]

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[BudHeavy]

You guys are killing me  .  My face hurts from laughung so hard. Great thread!

[guncrasher]

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Upon reflecting on all 14 Commandments in their glory. First contact me personally so I may prepare a suitable action in your name. Then after reflecting upon all 14 Commandments once again, if you still feel a need. Contact me once more so I may describe in full detail the suitable action I have prepared in your name. Then upon hearing the gory details of my suitably chosen action in your name. Please!, once more reflect upon all 14 Commandments for a full 3rd time.

Upon reflecting on all 14 Commandments in their glory for a full 3rd time, and knowing in full detail the suitable action I have prepared in your name. If you still must sully one or more of our glorious 14 Commandments in front of your peers. Please do it at someone else's forum, as otherwise my BFG90,000 Planet Busting Ban Stick is stuck in planet vaporize mode and someone yet unnamed filed the trigger down to a gnat's hair.

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latest news,

bustr's famous walls of text code has finally been broken.  it has been discussed that it was due to "medically needed drugs" but now the truth has come out.  look at all the block letters.  you can go back  6 or 7 years and every wall of text is due to the same reason.

further research is needed to revamp the rules so endless walls of text are a thing of the past.


semp

[bustr]

This just in from our Producers, a message of Hooooo screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,,,,crrraaaccckkkllee......
hhhmmmmmmmmm.......oooooooooo mmmmmmmmmmmmmffffffffffhhhhhh hhrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......PoP!!!!!!!!

"We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile."

We now return us to your new overload GunRudonculous. We are Borg, all are Borg, boredom is a four letter inefficiency created randomly by a room full of apes and typewriters.

[DmonSlyr]

This just in from our Producers, a message of Hooooo screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,,,,crrraaaccckkkllee......
hhhmmmmmmmmm.......oooooooooo mmmmmmmmmmmmmffffffffffhhhhhh hhrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......PoP!!!!!!!!

"We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile."

Hmm that's interesting. Sounds a lot like the corporate world

[Chilli]

Who da hell was resisting? 

[nooby52]

Chaos ensued in the arena as all 3 countries' HQs were simultaneously disabled.  The lack of information on enemy locations resulted in two missions from opposing countries somehow accidentally upping in the same grid, resulting in mass confusion as pilots found themselves at equal strength against a numerous opposing force.

80 aircraft simultaneously bailed to reup at the other side of the map.

Wiley.

Now that's funny, I don't care who ya are!

Ya, I know, I'm always late to the party.

[JimmyC]

This reporter is asking `Is this the dawning of Aquarius..?`
As the strange mustard like gasses rolls up the valleys of Aces high this typical Bright and lovely day ..
we have to wonder..does an AlphaMale Beta Male?
Or has Skuzzy finaly sucumnd to one Burrito too many..
more news....is your stick dead..pictures to follow...
This just in..we cant bring you the pictures now..
Back to the studio..

[DmonSlyr]

AH Chronicle Reports!

Puff ACK!! There's no turning BACK!
(More on page 7)

Are words more powerful than bullets?
     Trends reveal that violent disputes of social media have lashed out among the countries! Words, yes words, have been causing choas and turmoil. Has the war finally drowned into irrational verbal arguments, or will the bloodshed continue?

Bishops! An unlikely Suspect!
The good, the bad, the ugly, you either cringe at the name of them, or you become one forever. Few have escaped their foul tactics, but many more remain to crush the knights and the rooks for their abusive past. Will the honor stand?
(Pg 6)