Here's some Ideas.. if yer desperate fer cash.
Raid yer granma's house once a month for recylables. ("..don't think the wheelchair is recylable; junior")
Get into the drug buisness. (Not the illegal stuff.. the legit stuff they're pummeling us with in TV ads. Hey.. anybody got a connection fer Viagra?)
Pet Grooming. (calif residents should wear surgical gloves while trimming gerbils)
Dog Walking. (my wife needs some exercise; and I have a leash that'll fit.. one hour with her on a rope is worth a lot more than you'll get paid)
Flight Model beta tester. (pays crummy but yah meet some interesting fish(u))
Assasin (some skill required for repeat buisness.. for tips on the 'trade' watch Grosse Pointe Blank)
Part Time Postal Service employee. (refine your 'going postal' technique)
Sheep Herder (HiTech may be hiring)
There's a bounty on chute shooters... (worth about the same as a rat pelt in Wisconsin)
Thirty bucks ain't much.. hell; I can drink that in twenty minutes; and college wuz thirty years ago fer me.
Hang
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PALE HORSES
"I looked, and behold; a Pale Horse, and it's riders name was Death, and Hell followed with him" Rev 6.8