Cool story bro. We've been hearing excuses like that for years, nothing new here.
lolz... hard to stomach the truth... but rep carries a lot of weight... if it has been gained with integrity... and simply, your rep will always be a bit light... that is your fault.. misleading people, outright lying... those weigh heavily in the way people might respsect your accomplishments in here, or, as in your present case... laugh at you...
I do applaud your effort, your vigor, your patience, and your meticulous detail to faux facts... but you will never be a Yucca, BluKitty, Leviathn, Fester, or a long list of others who have and will forever have a reputation that someone like you will only be able to dream about.