The Pigs are the fourth country and you girls have made the top of the menu for the month of March. This I promise.
<S> POTW,
It's comforting to know that there is a squad like yours in AH with so much CLASS that it shines as a beacon of light to the rest of us on how we should act and react to virtual & real life situations. I appreciate that you have chosen to make the month of March, "49thFG Month"! We are very humbled that you would devote an ENTIRE month to playing only with us! Apparently HTC has designated your squad to be, or have the strength of, an entire country! WTG Country 4 Piglet Pawns! Surely a tactful squad like POTW would have the poise & professionalism not to designate themselves an entire country on their own... As for the 49th, we have a GREAT time with all the various people we play with and find it to be an enthralling & enjoyable experience playing and learning with those people.
Being a relatively new squadron in AH, (8 years), we would never be so pompous, (you may say
BOLD), as to hold ourselves above another squad, much less above all other countries combined. No, sirs! We the 49ers are the learning serfs, less than squires, who would never dare to to raise from our enslaved prostrate position to gaze upon even the low hanging gold & jewel encrusted stirrups of that incredibly high horse you must be riding! We can only hope that someday you may all pass gallantly & valiantly through the gates of Valhalla so that we may have the slim chance to even begin to smell the stench from the pigpen you POTW wallow in...
Very Respectfully, tactfully, and with GREAT humility,
49MERLIN
Commanding Officer
49th Fighter Group
P.S.: You will be pleased to know that our recruiting numbers are skyrocketing due to our large prime-time player base and our varied mission sets, so you will have a lot of work to do in March. Please, get some rest...