*** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***

[mikev]

ya how come you only bring that weed killer to the bish . now after the DA and i learned the hover mode i may saw off your wings with my prop

[Zimme83]

A brew kill should count as 2! 

May u be vulched by a thousand Brewsters 

[MrKrabs]

MR CRABBY COULD YOU PLEASE ENACTING GOON DOMINATION ON OUR BASE WITH THAT MAJESTIC KILLING MACHINE YOU CALL A C47!!

Fixed

[scott66]

Fixed

lol I do like the way you write crabby

[MrKrabs]

Death Was Abundant In Bishland Last Night!

Kill #8) Noman in a Me 262 brought down by squirrels only trying to protect their shipment of nuts.

Kill #9) Banshee5 in a Hurricane MK IIC distracted by personal matters.

Kill #10) Deadmann in a N1K2 death by collision.

Kill #11) PropNut in a Yak3 died gallantly in a close confrontation with the Tactical Attack Goon killing the TAG however hitting the ground before the dismantled goon.

The kill race leaders Monti (5) and Gp5 (5) are being challenged by the tactical base capping strategy of Rupaul who now possesses (4) kills on the mighty TAG.

I have also met my goal of 10 kills for the tour in a goon and now aiming for 50!

To celebrate the achievement... I'll just leave this here... I'm sure Latrobe would appreciate the extermination of Brewsters.

(Moments Before The Ram)


("Saving" a Pony... "Does this count as picking?")
http://www.ah-freebirds.com/BrewRamFtw.zip

Thanks to the Bish at A68 last night for the good fun! 

[waystin2]

Silly Crab.  Kills are for Pigs. 

[MrKrabs]

Silly Crab.  Kills are for Pigs. 

Then hurry up, gather the pigs, and harvest the plentiful bounty that tries to kill me! 

[JVboob]

Thou are not safe from T.A.G in ack for he has chaff (GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOO)

[glzsqd]

I was literally laughing so hard it hurt when I saw Ki43s SPit16s and 190s running from crabbies goon. OMG More people need to do Goon tours!

[LilMak]

That was funny stuff last night.

[Skuzzy]

Out of town, stats page on AH website does not work on iPad and android, file formal protests with Skuzzy

Glad someone pointed out the problem.  Should work now.  Let me know if it does not.

EDIT:  The last "Statistics" panel contains too much data to scale down to a really small width.  It will take a major rewrite to create a format which will scale to small mobile devices.

[MrKrabs]

I was literally laughing so hard it hurt when I saw Ki43s SPit16s and 190s running from crabbies goon. OMG More people need to do Goon tours!

My jaw literally dropped when these super planes are starting to avoid me.

That was funny stuff last night.

I made a good meat shield when I pulled in front of enemy guns to save you! I wonder what went through Randy1's head when he realized a goon jumped out in front of his guns to save someone.

Thou are not safe from T.A.G in ack for he has chaff (GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOO)

You have no idea how big of a smile I had on my face when a Tpit 14 DRAGGED me into ack and I simply kicked my troops out to absorb the ack and then imagining the look on the Twit 14 pilot's face when they realized what just happened.

[Grin]

You were chasing that Spit for what seemed like 7 minutes.

The Goon flying front cover for the 25H mission against the CV was glorious! 

[Latrobe]

My jaw literally dropped when these super planes are starting to avoid me.

People are running from goons now? Words escape me!

[Canspec]

I witnessed it...three of them ran away from his goon...he chased them back to their base.....