Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...

[TonyJoey]

Hello

Im only here to even up a slightly one sided conversation..

 

[mbailey]

Is he talking to himself?

And answering himself I believe...... 

(FWIW Wizz talking to yourself is OK, sometimes it's the only way you can carry on an intelligent conversation   )

JimmyC  that's just funny right there...   

[caldera]

Jokers tried to take a base and couldn't because of the uppers. We finally saved it, They moved to another base and deacked it and started vulching.  I upped bombers and killed five of them. They eventually had to kill the ords to stop me. I probably killed 15 with my gunships but my highest streak was five. They could only kill me when I was rolling in the runway or when I ran out of ammo. Great gunnery practice.


Favorite part was when j0ker himself was vulching with his -4. I got in a 37mm and killed him from 5k. I would bet this is why they completely deacked the second base.

5k?  You sure about that?   Furthest targets I ever hit was 4.5k and I used to gun a lot.
Coincidentally, I did kill Joker's UFO-4 yesterday with a 37mm.   

[Skyyr]

(Image removed from quote.) Practice numbers....

without practice you dont make it home with kills to land

If I wanted I could hold #1 a very long time but that is not why I play. I play to win.

Did you actually take a photo of your screen with an external camera? You realize that Alt+S or PrntScrn work just as well, right?

[Zimme83]

Can do that too:

[BiPoLaR]

I pissed into the wind one day...

I pissed up hill in a the rain once...

[Wizz]

Did you actually take a photo of your screen with an external camera? You realize that Alt+S or PrntScrn work just as well, right?

its complicated Skyyr....


Gentleman when someone politely asks you to come on aboard and you have them for a night to win the war pissing off all his buddies dont call out the guy when he comes to help wep on in 17's(3k). Fishy fishy

There I was in a sea of red, with 3 or four friendlies. If your going to call me names and taunt me dont do it right as I already realize the inevitable myself. Then once ive made it home bust my sunshine about  not having any damage 

It is a sickness that makes for great enemies like myself always in friendly competition

[Wizz]

Can do that too:
(Image removed from quote.)

do it in 17's against a swarm of no less than 8.
All that fancy flying paid off.  people think A20's are bad..... 17's with enough e can pull some good ones.
Hell 3 nights ago I managed to keep my last lanc in the air with no tail and yoyoed back and forth for a minute surrounded by half dozen or more bish near the deck. got my 2nd kill while in yoyo with no tail from top and front turret. As soon as i got wheels on the ground hit a tree lost a wing hit a burm and died.

[Wizz]

Ive been working on a flatspin for lancs with a single bird that shouldnt actually do it but it does 

Best way I can describe it is like what spits do with all that squirly stuff when you come out of it. Time it right you can throw off an attack.

[Volron]

I pissed up hill in a the rain once...

I took a piss in my cat's litter box.  He wasn't happy about it...

[Wizz]

I took a piss in my cat's litter box.  He wasn't happy about it...

 

[Crash Orange]

I pissed into the wind one day...

Did you  tug on Superman's cape or take the mask off that ol' Lone Ranger?

[10thmd]

So what I gather from this idiot is he sucks in Fighters and need to use the crutch easy mode of B-17's massive firepower/laser gunnery.

[Lazerr]

I pissed up hill in a the rain once...

Skyyr wants to see pictures or it didn't happen.

[Wizz]

So what I gather from this idiot is he sucks in Fighters and need to use the crutch easy mode of B-17's massive firepower/laser gunnery.

I am a rock solid Jabo pilot. I love D40's and when I am patient I land kills no problem. I can do 10 times more damage in one sortie with buffs. I pay 15 bucks to win the war full time.

I dont suck in fighters but my skill is no where near what other players skill is in this game. Tha's why i am proud to play it.