I logged into mid war this morning, had a base flashing. I upped a tiger1 and fired one shot and hit and killed my opponent. For kicks, I looked at my hit percentage and it showed .50. I figured it would be 100%. What am I missing?
Lets deconstruct this to unearth the true meaning:
"I logged into mid war this morning" I am a man of the people, I do not hold myself aloof from the goober arena.
"I upped a tiger1" I am manly and unafraid, plus isn't it self evident that I earn plenty of perks, I'm not boasting but I do allright.
"fired one shot and hit and killed my opponent" I kill with dispatch in a cool flinty manner, where fools might expend round after round I have but to look, exhale and squeeze. It is effortless for me. Pikers.
"...for kicks..." its really beneath me but plain ol' curiousity got the better of me and I just had to look. I'm actually indifferent to such matters as "score" and "status" I play for zen reasons that most if not all of you could not begin to comprehend. Mouse brains.
"...I looked at my hit percentage and it showed..." I am a master of the more obscure features of the game, I have indeed RTFM and my copious brain pan holds all the intricacies and featurettes with ease.
"... .50..." WHAT THE HELL??!!
" I figured it would be 100%." What is wrong with this cheesy microsoft combat simulator weak sister. I pay good money and you can't even get something as basic as fith grade math right? Com'on.
"What am I missing?" Yeah, thats right I said MICROSOFT COMBAT SIMULATOR.
just teasing