"A Great Big Bushy Beard!"
Hot Fuzz
"I knew a guy in Ciscero once, stiffed a loan shark.  A couple of <pulls nose to the side> *these guys* cut off his arm, beat him to death with the arm and then put the arm is a food processor and made a dip out of it and served it as his sister's wedding.  His sister liked it so much she asked for the receipe.  Crazy world."