My servants are all Eastern European chicks.
Perfect. That way, after you're done, there's little need for any feelings of guilt or attachment. Do try to be decent with them, though, Zack - none of this stubbing out your cigars on their backs as part of the "finish", now. And, while you may think the head-flush is an amusing way to signal the arrival of the Big O, I can assure you that the help is not amused and finds the practice degrading and disturbing, not to mention potentially unsanitary.
