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Offline popeye

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Re: the big five oh
« Reply #45 on: June 01, 2016, 09:44:35 AM »
Happy Birthday!   :banana:

The only thing worse than not being asked for ID to buy alcohol, is getting the "senior discount" without asking for it.   :old:

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Re: the big five oh
« Reply #46 on: June 01, 2016, 03:05:22 PM »
I hit 50 last year, and vowed to not get any older so this year I will be 49.  Plan on working my way back to 0...

One funny story.  I told my wife that when she turned 40, I was going to trade her in on two 20's.  She laughed and said "you aren't wired for 220's".  Had to give that round to her.

Haha.   Dear old Dad used to say he was 36 on every birthday, until he was well into his 50s.   :D

Happy Birthday!   :banana:

The only thing worse than not being asked for ID to buy alcohol, is getting the "senior discount" without asking for it.   :old:



I'd love the senior discount!   Some of these IPAs are expensive.   :cheers:
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Re: the big five oh
« Reply #47 on: June 01, 2016, 03:10:00 PM »
Haha.   Dear old Dad used to say he was 36 on every birthday, until he was well into his 50s.   :D


My mom calls her birthdays anniversaries of her 39th birthday...she's going on her 19th anniversary of her 39th birthday this year  :rofl
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Offline caldera

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Re: the big five oh
« Reply #48 on: June 01, 2016, 03:18:00 PM »
My mom calls her birthdays anniversaries of her 39th birthday...she's going on her 19th anniversary of her 39th birthday this year  :rofl

 :rofl   Great minds think alike.
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Re: the big five oh
« Reply #49 on: June 02, 2016, 10:33:00 AM »
Do you have nose hair?

And is the hair on his head sliding down the back of his neck, and back?
And don't forget the ear hair.  :D

Happy birthday young man.  :cheers:
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Re: the big five oh
« Reply #50 on: June 02, 2016, 01:17:51 PM »
BTW now that you've started your downhill trip challenging your mind is very important. My wife gave me a 360 kg 3D Tetris for my 54th last weekend.  :cheers:

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Re: the big five oh
« Reply #51 on: June 02, 2016, 01:23:00 PM »
Caldera you sure changed from the beautiful young thing shown by your avatar picture to this old gray dude, life has been hard on you, (empathy) I hope your future will entails a makeover. 😂

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Re: the big five oh
« Reply #52 on: June 02, 2016, 05:55:01 PM »
Caldera you sure changed from the beautiful young thing shown by your avatar picture to this old gray dude, life has been hard on you, (empathy) I hope your future will entails a makeover. 😂

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