Be irresistible to women using this one weird trick

[Brooke]

Women cannot resist dashing pilot veterans of North African aerial combat.

It is the allure and mystery of deserts and the beautiful azure skies above them.

The appeal of sleek fighter aircraft, the excitement and danger of bombers and attack aircraft.

We have over 120 pilots in "Tunisia 1943" already, but there is still room for you.

Want a Bf 109 like Jochim Marseille?  How about a C.2, the Ferrari of the Sky?  A Spitfire?

How about the most amazing attack plane action you will ever see in a Bf 110 or FW 190 jabo?

Or are you a bomber-pilot hero, ready to fly the iconic North African Ju 88?

[Brooke]

And here is the true kicker:

You have the chance to be flying with or against HiTech, the creator of Aces High.  The man, the legend! 

He is reclusive, but here is recent picture of HiTech, smuggled out of the HTC compound at great personal risk:

[Brooke]

Imagine it. . . .

You are a dashing air-combat hero, after all.

109's, 190's, C.2's, 110's, Ju 88's of the Luftwaffe and Regia Aeronautica vs. P-38's, Spitfires, P-40's, P-39's, A-20's, B-25's, B-26's, B-17's of the US 12th Air Force.

Fighting over the fate of North Africa in 1943.

What would you do to get a piece of that GLORY! 

Yet, it is open to you now and will run for 12 hours on October 22nd, where you can play for whatever portion of the battle that suits your schedule.

More information on how to participate -- and EVERYONE is welcome!
http://electraforge.com/brooke/flightsims/scenarios/201610_TunisiaFeb43/registration/registration.html

[Brooke]

One of these can be yours in the finest action in Aces High! 

[Slate]

 Ground Crews are busy going over the Focke-Wulf Airframes to ensure Allied schweinhunds will enjoy their short stay in Axis territory. 
 

[bangsbox]

And here is the true kicker:

You have the chance to be flying with or against HiTech, the creator of Aces High.  The man, the legend! 

He is reclusive, but here is recent picture of HiTech, smuggled out of the HTC compound at great personal risk:
(Image removed from quote.)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA +1

[Brooke]

[Brooke]

The time for battle draws near.

[Brooke]

"I'm not always online, but I never miss a Scenario."

[zack1234]

 

[DREDIOCK]

Women cannot resist dashing pilot veterans of North African aerial combat.

I just sit there and nonchalantly lick my eyebrows.

I find that women cant resist that either.

[ghi]

 I thought this thread about vacuum pumps. 

[Brooke]

I thought this thread about vacuum pumps. 

The Bf 109, C.2, jabo 190, Bf 110, and Ju 88 have the finest vacuum pumps in the business!

Join up today, and the best vacuum pumps can be yours! 

[Oldman731]

The Bf 109, C.2, jabo 190, Bf 110, and Ju 88 have the finest vacuum pumps in the business!

Can we keep this accurate?  It's a C.202, not that pig, the 205.  We allow the servants to fly those.  On their afternoon off, of course.

Really, Brooke, you could be offending the desired sort of people.  I'm sure you know what I mean.  Let the peasants fly the greasy German machines and the horse-cart version of an airplane, let's leave it at that.

- oldman (honestly, you are catering to the rabble, you should reflect on that before you go on.)

[Brooke]

Quite right, Oldman.

I am ashamed of myself.  Thank you for reminding me of what is proper.