The sequel will be packed with nostalgic moments
1. Maverick messed up again and is actually flying cargo planes full of fake dog poo out of Hong Kong
2. At various points in the movie maverick throws 5 additional sets of dog tags into the ocean
3. Iceman tells maverick "he's still dangerous" 26 times
4. A cardboard cutout of goose has been placed in the back seat behind maverick. The cutout has an electonic voice box that makes random statements like "Jesters dead / I Crack myself up / they're all over us Mav!"
5. They fly inverted over a commercial Airbus A380 and give the crew the finger
6. After getting coffee spilled on him twice more, the angry air boss slips maverick a roofie and gets revenge in ways that would sicken other men while softly singing you've lost that loving feeling
7. The squadron still plays shirtless volleyball, just on an Xbox
8. Even more unnecessary locker room scenes of dudes in towels
9. Cougar realizes he's scared and is holding on too tight. Quits his job at Target.
