Thanks for the input, guys!
One reason for posting this question was to test the media reading skills of the community, inspired by a recent theme in Science Illustrated. That's why this was posted here in the O'club instead of Hardware and Software as the first hint of the topic not being about computer viruses. On the hindsight I should have put this on a "wrong" forum just for more erroneous answers!

It seems I got a Bear, and based on Mike referring to Webroot which no one else had mentioned and Mister Fork having edited his post quite some time after his first input, I suspect I even might have got a piece of silverware for a while... Nothing to be embarrassed about, I've done both misreading and heavy editing several times.
Mister Fork, I must disagree with you on the subject of chicken soup. It's true it has no medical effect. However, it adds to the amount of fluid which is very important. It also is a little thicker than beverages so goes down a little slower, spreading the warmth longer and more evenly. And, if you like it a little more spicy so it makes your forehead sweat, it triggers the production of endorphins which are the best and safest pain killers. Plus, it is much more nutritive than a couple of herbal drops diluted in hot water!
The common stages of being ill: Fear for dying. Wish for dying. Fear for not dying. Fear for remaining half alive...
Thanks again, fearing for the revenge...
