Just don't insult Waystin's wiener dogs. Someone always does, then he looses it and anything he is in from a parachuted pilot to the 16in on a BB lands him kills. The best kept POTW secret is Waystin doesn't tune 200. Now if we tell him his wieners have been insulted again......then all we know about his where abouts is him cackling like Mister Magoo each time he kills something. It's like a possessed demonic Mr Magoo...
He jumps all over the map from darbar to darbar never telling the squad where he is. Trying to follow him is just showing up late to smoking left overs.
We try not to do it too often since he will bail after dive bombing a CV and march his pilot up to it and scream blood curdling show tune songs and shoot the CV until he empties his mag. At that point, PT's just aren't personal enough for him since the honor of his wiener puppies is in question......
