Professional help?? LOL.
No such thing. Every head shrinker I've met socially has confessed that they got into that line of work to 'understand and relate to' their own stinkin 'issues'.
'Issues' = a polite way of saying they be messed up somethin fierce themselves.
So.. just do what they do. Get in the 'business'. Apply for a position as a 'trainer'; if yah ain't already.

And; look at the bright side. It beats the hell outta wearin a slick white custom one-piece suit that buttons in the back.
Hang (who's also addicted. Smokes two packs and an FW a day to avoid the DT's)