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[zack1234]

I am now getting bored of trolling you people 

Covid
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Thank goodness for the class system, pity I have to associate with the masses.

Lock down in the UK was bliss

 

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You're not trolling. Trolling is an art, not just tossing out one-line insults.

A troll will bait with a good, often ridiculous BS story that get's people in a tizzy.

[Chris79]

You're not trolling. Trolling is an art, not just tossing out one-line insults.

A troll will bait with a good, often ridiculous BS story that get's people in a tizzy.

The art of the troll

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Here's an example of a troll I made during a recall of romain lettuce for e-coli.

I made the toll as a shade on my other forum.

Went round the back of the beaner store near me and they had stacked crates of Roman lettuce by the trash. I asked one of the brown fellers hey bendayhoe what's this lettuce doing out her like this? He came back at me with a ola senior. The lettuce are for special friends like you. Free today.

So diddly yeah, I took a couple crates. diddly it. Why not.

I went by my moms and gave her some and she made us a salad. I was telling her about how nice the Mexican dirt bag was and she told me they probably got something wrong with their heads.

[decoy]

You're not trolling. Trolling is an art, not just tossing out one-line insults.

A troll will bait with a good, often ridiculous BS story that get's people in a tizzy.

Quite true.  A troll has to look soooo  much like the real thing. 

Insults just irritate people and generate a knee jerk response.  The Troll, on the other hand, will have the gamefish composing his response in his head before he ever clicks the 'respond' button.  Back in the usenet days, in the group rec.sport.climbing, ah, there were some master trolls there.  The good ol' days.

[decoy]

Here's an example of a troll I made during a recall of romain lettuce for e-coli.

I made the toll as a shade on my other forum.

Went round the back of the beaner store near me and they had stacked crates of Roman lettuce by the trash. I asked one of the brown fellers hey bendayhoe what's this lettuce doing out her like this? He came back at me with a ola senior. The lettuce are for special friends like you. Free today.

So diddly yeah, I took a couple crates. diddly it. Why not.

I went by my moms and gave her some and she made us a salad. I was telling her about how nice the Mexican dirt bag was and she told me they probably got something wrong with their heads.

Pure genius, Gina.

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Or this one I made under the Onion shade at FW

Me and Hitech Dale have been working on a new game called "Flight 19 Revisited"

Been working on it for over three years now and we are about to go open Alpha for 13.99 a month. A little back story.

Dale came to me 4 years ago looking for advice on howcome Aces High was sucking so much and why did it attract dumshits like Dolby, etc. I told him straight up that me and him should start a new game and so that's what we did. I directed him to not let Skuzzy anywhere near me or the new business cause that cat's a major bummer and he brings a business to it's knees wherever he goes. Hitech Dale agreed and we came up with a 3d business model for the new game. Now on to the game.

The Game is called Flight 19 Revisited and it follows the exploits of the famed Avenger flight 19 training flight out of Miami which was lost and never heard from again...UNTIL NOW! Yes! You take control of the group as it heads out on the famed training run! You call the shots! The game auto launches you out over the ocean in zero visibility and all your gauges are diddlyed up and spinning around and sparking. You have 30 minutes of fuel. You have NO radio communication with the outside world, or with anyone in the flight. Dead radio silence and ZERO visibility. Up to 14 people can play at one time....the same number as the original flight.

Basically you fly around silent and blind until you run out of gas and die, just like happened in real life. So it's what we are calling a RWAFSOHE (real world actual flight simulator of historical events) and it's the first of it's kind in the world. The outcome can never be different than what happened in real life. You will experience EXACTLY what the people of flight 19 experienced on that fateful night.

We'll post a link up over at Aces High to in which you can download the game in a new hidden forum that only people we like can see. Let's hope you are one of the chosen few!

[Eagler]

Just sheet stirring?

Get a life

Eagler

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Or this one. Not so much a troll, but in keeping within the Onion character as being an idiot.

My Body, My Sister's

My Body, My Sister's is a new book idea I'm working on. So far here's the rough idea:

A story about conjoined twins Emily and Kasha. They Have separate brains hearts and lungs but share everything else including the  bigtoe. Two separate heads with one body. Emily controls the right side of the body and Kasha controls the other.

The basic idea is that these two are in their 20's and living on their own in Saudi Arabia after moving from the USA. They had a splendid life until one day at the grocery store. Emily, unbeknownst to Kasha, had stolen an apple from a fruit stand. They were caught and as a result were sentenced and lashed 10,000 times AND Kasha's hand was cut off. Because of Emily's crime, Kasha was now without her hand.

They were exported back to the United States, where a brooding Kasha fell into a deep depression. Some days she would not even get out of bed, while Emily seemed to go on living a normal life. They eventually met a guy named Bob and fell in love. Bob was wonderful to them both and was very fond of them.

Kasha still was pissed about losing her hand, so one night when the three of them were making love, she cut off Bob's dick. Bob ran out of the house and bled out in the driveway. Emily tried to help Bob but Kasha refused to move her leg, so all Emily could do was sit there toejamting themselves until the cops came.

The cops arrested Kasha and she was eventually sentenced to life in prison. Now she would have her revenge on Emily.....making her suffer for life for something she didn't do....or so she thought. Unbeknownst to Kasha, Emily had been consulting expert surgeons in order to get separated from Kasha in order to avoid prison.

So they get the surgery and Emily dies, leaving Kasha with 1/2 a body and no hand and serving a life sentence in prison. After five years her sentence is thrown out because they realized that she never could have cut off Bob's dick because she didn't have a hand. It ends when they both wake up. It was all but a dream!

The end.

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Quite true.  A troll has to look soooo  much like the real thing. 

Insults just irritate people and generate a knee jerk response.  The Troll, on the other hand, will have the gamefish composing his response in his head before he ever clicks the 'respond' button.  Back in the usenet days, in the group rec.sport.climbing, ah, there were some master trolls there.  The good ol' days.

thank you!  I liked to make little ridiculous stories from the life of Onion.  One time Onion dressed up like a Hell's Angel with fake tattoos and went into their bar with his Honda. It didn't end well for him and his Honda wound up in a dumpster.

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one more from Onion at FW

A bit of unpleasantness this morning.

I headed (walked) over to visit my neighbor Leanard this morning to say hi and such and found him in a bad way.

He's got this nice wooded porch that goes all the way around his house. So I walked up the steps onto the porch and found Lenny lying face down clutching the morning newspaper. I was shocked. I turned him over to check him and he was stone cold and stiff a board. He must have had a heart attack cause his mouth and eyes was wide open like he was screaming or something.

At first I didn't know what to do so I sat down a few minutes to gather my self together. Then I went to the garage and brought his compressor over to my place ( he always told me if anything ever happened to him that he wanted me to have the compressor), then walked back over to Lenny.

I had to call authorities butt I don't want to get involved in any of this toejam. Lucky for me he had his cell phone on him. I took the newspaper out of his hand (he was really grabbing it strong) and then I dialed 911 from his cell phone, put it in his hand and hauled bellybutton back to my place. It's gonna look like he died while calling for help.

I kept looking out the window at Lenny's place and about 35 minutes later the cops showed up. Big scene and all, so I walked over to ask them what was going on. They asked me if I knew Lenny and I said of course, he is my neighor. I told them that I was just visiting with him this morning and he seemed fine. Then they asked me what time I saw him this morning and I caught myself and told them I never said I saw him this morning, I meant I saw him a few days ago. Then I acted like I was breaking down crying and went home.

A few munites later an abulence showed up and I filmed them (with my cellphone) wheeling Lenny's body out to the meat wagon.

What a way to greet the new year.....with a almost new compressor.

[decoy]

I wonder how Zach feels about getting his thread hijacked.

Trolling in here is easier than most, but it's nothing like those creampuffs on FB.

Best joke today:  I took my dog, Jack, out last night to go to the bathroom, but it was so dark I couldn't see Jack toejam.  I just found out that 'toejam' is the codeword for the more scattalogical version of the word 'poop.'

[decoy]

I used to have a very close friend who, when we were getting on an elevator, if the doors opened and there was another person inside, would start a story such as:

So, three o'clock in the morning, right and my doorbell is ringing like a fire alarm.  I opened the door and it's William and he says, 'You gotta help me, I just killed Betty!' so I told him to calm down while I got dressed.  Anyway, we went over to his house and there was Betty with this huge knife sticking out of her chest and I said, 'You killed her with my hunting knife'...  and so on and so forth until we either got to our floor or the other person, or people, go off.

John, we called him Big John, was a great friend.  Sadly, he died of a heart attack in 1992 at the age of 37

[Meatwad]

Trolling -  britney the wounded doe and the peta forum

That was fun

[guncrasher]

You're not trolling. Trolling is an art, not just tossing out one-line insults.

A troll will bait with a good, often ridiculous BS story that get's people in a tizzy.

so am i still gonna be fed?  lazy dog has some of the worst food in rancho. great drinks though and good atmosphere. plus you can bring your dog.

but I don't understand why you thought I lived in orange county. I'm not white or rich enough mentioned many times I am Canadian live 5 miles from Ontario.


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