Bored

[Shuffler]

I am now getting bored of trolling you people 

Covid
Roe
Ukraine
Trump
Coup

Thank goodness for the class system, pity I have to associate with the masses.

Lock down in the UK was bliss

 

Your trolling motor only has a two bladed prop. 

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Yeah I'll buy you lunch or whatever. Let's do it!

[Vulcan]

Meh on a hunting forum I posted about how I bagged my first deer, then posted a picture of a brown goat.

On another cooking forum I posted a recipe for roast cat, then used pictures of a Hare I'd roasted (you guys call them jack rabbits I think). That one got me multiple death threats (imho death threats is peak troll).

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Do you guys remember Airhead. He passed away a few months ago. Knew him for a good 20 years.
He was a great troll. Never mean and never at anyone's personal expense. Just very funny.

He used to "raid' other forums. Like Stripperweb and PETA.

On PETA he posted a story about how he hit a deer with his truck, then tool it home to nurse it back to health. The thread went on for awhile.
Eventually the deer was getting better.
After awhile he said that he had fallen in love with it, had sex with it and then it died. 

[Chris79]

Meh on a hunting forum I posted about how I bagged my first deer, then posted a picture of a brown goat.

On another cooking forum I posted a recipe for roast cat, then used pictures of a Hare I'd roasted (you guys call them jack rabbits I think). That one got me multiple death threats (imho death threats is peak troll).

I’ve noticed that skinned cat and skinned rabbit looks similar. Rabbit had much batter flavor and is less greasy though.

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I miss Onion. lol

Been making BIG money on Windows 10. Read on, my friends.

So my best friend comes to me crying because his Windows 7 laptop had a "virus". The thing would try to do windoze updates and then the updates would fail and it would sit there for a diddlyin hour saying "update didn't work, reverting to old Windows7".

Finally the dumb motherfuker brought the thing to me because he knows I can fix that toejam. So I tell him he needs to leave it with me. I wait two days (didn't do nothing to his computer) and called him. I told him the only way to fix it is to get Windows 10 and that was gonna cost him 249.00 plus my time to put it on. So he cries about how he can hardly afford to buy his daughter shoes for school, that he has to borrow his mom's car to go to his job and that he felt like he was having a breakdown from all the stress. I told him the price just went up to $259.00 and that if he didn't stop with the whining his computer might accidently get bricked. Payment up front. No exceptions. His old-ass mom was at my door with the cash the next day and even she tried to roadkill me about how she was paying for this and that she really couldn't afford it. blah blah blah. Whatever.


So the squeak leaves and I pop in my FREE windows 10 upgrade disc and have the computer working perfect in less than 30 minutes. HAHA. Easy diddlying money. So that started my idea and now I've done four of these updates for other people. Gotta love America.

E=MC2


'One never knew the moment when the warning cry 'Gardyloo'... might ring out, following which would come in quick succession an avalanche of unmentionable filth on to the footpath – or the passer-by.'" — Jonathan Yeager, Enlightened Evangelicalism

[Shuffler]

Meh on a hunting forum I posted about how I bagged my first deer, then posted a picture of a brown goat.

On another cooking forum I posted a recipe for roast cat, then used pictures of a Hare I'd roasted (you guys call them jack rabbits I think). That one got me multiple death threats (imho death threats is peak troll).

 

BBQ jackalope. 

[decoy]

I’ve noticed that skinned cat and skinned rabbit looks similar. Rabbit had much batter flavor and is less greasy though.

Honest story.  In high school, we knew an old black guy that, if you carried him a dead rabbit or tow, preferably cleaned, he'd buy a six-pack of beer for every rabbit.  So we were all country boys and it wasn't anything to pop two or three rabbits, clean up and take to Robert, who we called 'Snaps' for some reason.  One Saturday there were no rabbits, so we killed two feral cats.  Once they're skinned and with the tail off, they look exactly like a rabbit, but a cat's breast is flat and rabbits breast is round.  Snaps was good about it and even would buy the beer early and ice it down for us.  But he caught on to the cat ploy and got to where he wouldn't take a rabbit unless it still had the head on.

Back in 1973-76, when turned 18 and could buy beer legally.

[guncrasher]

imagine if I had posted on knorb question, that I have actually ate fetal cells and they were delicious.

and yet, I won't eat pancakes, mac and cheese, anything with syrup and rarely chocolate. that's just nasty.


semp

[Chris79]

Honest story.  In high school, we knew an old black guy that, if you carried him a dead rabbit or tow, preferably cleaned, he'd buy a six-pack of beer for every rabbit.  So we were all country boys and it wasn't anything to pop two or three rabbits, clean up and take to Robert, who we called 'Snaps' for some reason.  One Saturday there were no rabbits, so we killed two feral cats.  Once they're skinned and with the tail off, they look exactly like a rabbit, but a cat's breast is flat and rabbits breast is round.  Snaps was good about it and even would buy the beer early and ice it down for us.  But he caught on to the cat ploy and got to where he wouldn't take a rabbit unless it still had the head on.

Back in 1973-76, when turned 18 and could buy beer legally.

Sounds like high quality “roof rabbit” to me.

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Honest story.  In high school, we knew an old black guy that, if you carried him a dead rabbit or tow, preferably cleaned, he'd buy a six-pack of beer for every rabbit.  So we were all country boys and it wasn't anything to pop two or three rabbits, clean up and take to Robert, who we called 'Snaps' for some reason.  One Saturday there were no rabbits, so we killed two feral cats.  Once they're skinned and with the tail off, they look exactly like a rabbit, but a cat's breast is flat and rabbits breast is round.  Snaps was good about it and even would buy the beer early and ice it down for us.  But he caught on to the cat ploy and got to where he wouldn't take a rabbit unless it still had the head on.

Back in 1973-76, when turned 18 and could buy beer legally.

Haha. You rotten kids!  😂

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I'm super bored today as well. Had a minorly bad day that got me slightly depressed.

[Dichotomy]

Trolling -  britney the wounded doe and the peta forum

That was fun

The PETA raid was legendary

[Dichotomy]

Do you guys remember Airhead. He passed away a few months ago. Knew him for a good 20 years.
He was a great troll. Never mean and never at anyone's personal expense. Just very funny.

He used to "raid' other forums. Like Stripperweb and PETA.

On PETA he posted a story about how he hit a deer with his truck, then tool it home to nurse it back to health. The thread went on for awhile.
Eventually the deer was getting better.
After awhile he said that he had fallen in love with it, had sex with it and then it died.

Ahh how well I do remember

[Dichotomy]

I'm super bored today as well. Had a minorly bad day that got me slightly depressed.

I'm sorry.

Check out Star Trek Strange New Worlds or The Orville.  Pretty good shows and you don't really have to think a lot watching them