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Offline AKKuya

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I Announce My Candidacy For...
« on: May 08, 2026, 11:43:29 PM »
the Hitech Creations Executive Senior Vice-President of Morale.

My Qualifications:

Breathing
Able to walk and chew gum at the same time
Can recite the alphabet
Armpit farts are a specialty

My Proposed Activities:
PT Boat rides in the moonlight under cruiser fire
Conga lines with ground vehicles going over tall cliffs
Bailing out of planes and landing on the control tower

Vote for me and go places you never thought of before.  I doubt there's anyone here more qualified than me.
Future CEO of Section Eight Society
Rule #1 I make the rules
Rule #2 If in doubt, refer to above rule

Offline icepac

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Re: I Announce My Candidacy For...
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2026, 11:53:29 AM »