the Hitech Creations Executive Senior Vice-President of Morale.
My Qualifications:
Breathing
Able to walk and chew gum at the same time
Can recite the alphabet
Armpit farts are a specialty
My Proposed Activities:
PT Boat rides in the moonlight under cruiser fire
Conga lines with ground vehicles going over tall cliffs
Bailing out of planes and landing on the control tower
Vote for me and go places you never thought of before. I doubt there's anyone here more qualified than me.
