Author Topic: Some people are just too funny.... (Read 920 times)

fd ski · « **on:** April 10, 2001, 10:39:00 AM »

So i'm flying around last night in A5 with all 4 cannon.. just feeling silly, trying different planes...

I make a pass on a tiffy, climb out and see a hog crawling up my 6 about 2 miles away. I'm clear he doesn't have a stash to follow me up, but i don't want to risk it, so i reverse gently and pass under his nose in head on position. He's quite predictable, he turns hard low yo yo and blows any energy he might have had... there i am 3000 ft up above on top of my half loop... and as usual, he points the nose up hoping that F4U will crawl up to meet me. I wait few seconds dive in... he's pointing at me but not shooting.. at 600 i open fire and at 300 he blows up... He kinda stood there in the air at 0 mph

Like i said.. predictable.. then it gets funnier...

I get a private message from my victim saying
"nice head on dweeb"
Well well well.. sore loser are we ? So i answer him that "it takes two to tango" to which he replies with the nonchalant "I'm above that" air about him that "people without ethics bother me"

Well Oh Mighty One, excuse moui !!!

This guy losses the fight - in a pathetic style i might add - then insults me and then accuses me of having no ethics !!! Does it get any funnies then this ?

Btw - guy is a member of a "respectable" squadon with "previous sim" experiance - therefore i don't think he's a newbie ( although his flying suggests otherwise )

Well, you know who you are !!! Thank you for a great laugh !!

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Ripsnort · « **Reply #1 on:** April 10, 2001, 10:41:00 AM »

Think of it as a bad night for someone.

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #2 on:** April 10, 2001, 10:44:00 AM »

Had almost the exact same thing happen to me fd-ski. It was the first thing even near a headon I'd been in for some time... the other participant gets on private comms and calls me a dweeb saying he's sick of flying all the way to a fight only to die in a headon.

I told him it was the first one I've been in for some time, but he insisted that it was people like me that were ruining the game for him.

I called him a bad word (before language filter).

AKDejaVu

Lephturn · « **Reply #3 on:** April 10, 2001, 11:07:00 AM »

Heh... did you explain to him which part of the "rope-a-dope" he was?

heheh

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sling322 · « **Reply #4 on:** April 10, 2001, 11:20:00 AM »

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Originally posted by fd ski:

Well Oh Mighty One, excuse moui !!!

Uh-oh....did you give him away?!?!?

BigGun · « **Reply #5 on:** April 10, 2001, 11:23:00 AM »

by definition....both planes have to be flying at each other for it to be a head-on. I haven't figured out why people complain about it. For it to happen...both pilots have to go head to head.

BgMAW

Kieran · « **Reply #6 on:** April 10, 2001, 11:43:00 AM »

I think I can speak for Mighty1 when I tell you that he would never make such a pathetic "I'm above that" statement. Not only that, he isn't part of a "respectable squad".

Nope, not Mighty1, though I wondered at first when I read the line.

Dinger · « **Reply #7 on:** April 10, 2001, 12:35:00 PM »

Hehehe. Nahhh, it wasn't mighty1

easymo · « **Reply #8 on:** April 10, 2001, 12:37:00 PM »

" both planes have to be flying at each other for it to be a head-on. "

Not necessarily. If the other plane is a laggy spit, you might be in an HO and not even know it.

wizzer · « **Reply #9 on:** April 10, 2001, 01:01:00 PM »

FD I thought is was smash not stash, or are you referring to something in the cockpit?

wizzer

Sturm · « **Reply #10 on:** April 10, 2001, 01:17:00 PM »

whose the stoned guy? Bet his stats are about what shaggy might do after a scooby snack

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Mighty1 · « **Reply #11 on:** April 10, 2001, 01:23:00 PM »

Nope sorry was not me!

MrLars · « **Reply #12 on:** April 10, 2001, 02:00:00 PM »

My favorite private comm after killin' someone was...
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MY PRISON squeak!

Poor guy don't know how smurfy I realy am <g>

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Drex · « **Reply #13 on:** April 10, 2001, 02:56:00 PM »

Hehe, I have had several(not headons) pilots throw up the "you have no skill" rants when they die. Cant wait until pyro puts up the Film Folder, so I can
start my "clown of the week" section.

Films are a wonderful piece of the humble pie.

Drex

[This message has been edited by Drex (edited 04-10-2001).]

Dago · « **Reply #14 on:** April 10, 2001, 03:10:00 PM »

Heh heh, another one of them dreaded "single plane HO's"?

It always amazes me when someone complains about dieing in an HO. If it was truly an HO, then both planes had to participate.

Of course, there are those who think the other guy should for some odd reason point their tail at them to shoot at, without attempting to turn and get a gun solution themselves.

One thing I find common on these accusations is the person making them is normally a sore loser, and not normally a very good flyer.

Just my thoughts anyway
Dago