We can wait
. Go home and have a nice sleep, i'll start the argumen--discussion some other day.
And now for something completely different..
Lies That Australian TV Adverts Would Have Us Believe:
1) Disposable razors worth $1 each are made using space-age technology.
2) People who use brand X are mentally retarded.
3) Really sexy girls with big tits are waiting for you to call them now.
4) Every Australian dreams of buying a house.
5) When you get that house, your wife will smile and hug you on the front lawn while happy real estate agent replaces the "For Sale" sign with one that says "Sold!"
6) A bloke will always wipe his brow with his forearm after drinking beer from a can.
7) Bank tellers are happy.
8) Butchers are fat.
9) Women don't drink beer.
10) Aborigines don't exist.
11) Unless they're Ernie Dingo.
12) Skateboard riding leads to Coke drinking.
13) Milk pours in slow motion.
14) People close their eyes after drinking coffee.
15) Tony Lockett wouldn't punch out Greg Matthews for telling him he needed a hair transplant.
16) The opinions of morons emerging from cinemas are of great value.
17) Toilet paper and your arse have nothing to do with each other.
18) Stocks are limited.
19) Madness and insanity are desirable qualities in some retailers.
20) Chefs are up in arms about the increased quality of packet food.
21) All Mexicans wear sombreros, have moustaches, are quite stupid and eat nothing but corn chips.
22) John Laws still isn't sure that people know what he means when he says "Valvoline".
23) When a packet or container is empty, some sad-faced dickhead has to turn it upside down and shake it to be sure.
24) When men wear brand-new clothes they have to put their hands in their pockets.
25) Models have orgasms when they eat chocolate or icecream.
26) Girls play tennis, water ski and laugh a lot when having their
periods.
27) Single parents can pick up a root at McDonalds.
