ROFLOL, DMF, in your neverending quest to crush ignorance everywhere you demostraded, again, little or no wishdom.
1 - You used combat trim
2 - 25% fuel
Even with these optimum conditions, what you got is one nasty stall after another, being absolutely unable to keep hung vertically on your prop. And below 100 mph the only thing you do is to kick rudders in a desperate attempt to keep "climbing". This is really different than to keep the nose steady an up.
And you, as usual, forgot one point, the N1K2 not only kept still in the vertical without any violent oscilations (like your case), but then started to fire all the guns like crazy, and no stall at all, just leveled and performed a 180 dgree turn and tried again, this time with success.
Next time, try it with your spit, I'm sure you'll be able to obtain some positive results.
This is the real firing chopper:
The Chopper