Author Topic: Top Ten Worst Opening Pick Up lines... (Read 748 times)

Tac · « **Reply #15 on:** March 28, 2002, 03:31:18 PM »

If I was butter I'd love to melt in your waffle!

(lame gringo version of the spanish original : "Si fuera mantequilla me derretiria en tu arepa")

snafu · « **Reply #16 on:** March 28, 2002, 04:14:06 PM »

This face will be leaving in fifteen minutes. I'd like you to be on it.

The old ones are the best.

TTFN
snafu

Dowding · « **Reply #17 on:** March 28, 2002, 04:35:36 PM »

Do you want a shag and a pizza? No? How about just a shag then?

Also, I find that if I get my nob out, put it in her hand, and start to cry, it has the desired effect.

PS. Not really. The last quote was taken from Peter Cook and Dudley Moore who happened to be talking about 'How to pull a bird'.

Kieran · « **Reply #18 on:** March 28, 2002, 05:13:14 PM »

"Your father must be a terrorist, 'cause you're the bomb!"

Kanth · « **Reply #19 on:** March 28, 2002, 07:33:33 PM »

A complete stranger walked up to me one time while I was playing pool and said :

"We'd make beautiful children together."

I laughed myself to tears and went back to playing pool =)

Kanth

Kieran · « **Reply #20 on:** March 28, 2002, 08:55:26 PM »

"If you're gonna say 'no', tell me now."

Doberman · « **Reply #21 on:** March 29, 2002, 02:46:55 AM »

"You wanna go back to my place and watch me pretend I'm a fighter pilot on my computer?"

D

Monk · « **Reply #22 on:** March 29, 2002, 04:28:40 AM »

Hey......waaasup baby...........yo gimmie some girl!

Works for me tho, of course with a George Cloony smile.

straffo · « **Reply #23 on:** March 29, 2002, 05:11:29 AM »

in la 'cité de la peur' by les nuls

him : do you want a finger of whiskey ?
her : yes a finger
him : you want the whiskey first ?

RightF00T · « **Reply #24 on:** March 29, 2002, 04:15:45 PM »

"Is that a keg in your pants, because I sure would love to tap that ass"

"You remind me of a championship bass, I dont know whether to mount you or eat you"

NATEDOG · « **Reply #25 on:** March 29, 2002, 04:58:10 PM »

quick, give me your number before I don't want it no more.

eskimo2 · « **Reply #26 on:** March 29, 2002, 08:51:11 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by Doberman
"You wanna go back to my place and watch me pretend I'm a fighter pilot on my computer?"

D

LOL Doberman!

eskimo

Voss · « **Reply #27 on:** March 29, 2002, 10:38:34 PM »

Hey, take a lesson from Bill Mahr (host of Politically Incorrect).

"I masturbate before every show. It relaxes me."

That kind of makes you wonder why anyone shakes hands with him. So, what line is he using on those seventeen year old chicks at the PlayBoy Mansion? Oh, wait, they're probably under curfew before his show airs.

NM

Frodo · « **Reply #28 on:** March 30, 2002, 10:24:51 AM »

Hi Kanth!

About time you showed up here.

Frodo

majic · « **Reply #29 on:** March 30, 2002, 10:35:16 AM »

"c'mere squeak" didn't work as well as I thought it would...