It's amazing how people "invent" themselves on the Internet in an effort to impress other people they will, in all liklihood, never even meet. There's a few others on the BBS that need to be "outed" after they've made comments like "I've given my share- and then some- to my Country" as if they were in a war or something. Personally I'd like to see a few copies of certain individuals' DD-214s so we can see exactly what these "war heroes" did, but then again, who gives a rat's ass?
Of course I lied on my profile, so maybe I shouldn't talk. I'm not really a Rap Artist Dairy Farmer from Wisconsin. (hangs head) In fact I've never even been to Wisconsin, rap music sucks and cows scare the toejam out of me. Somehow I thought the idea of a 50 year old rapping to cows was funny, but in hindsight it sounds kinda stupid to claim to be something like I claimed to be. I apologize to all fans of cows, rap music and the Green Bay Packers for my deceitfulness.
Actually I live in Sacramento where I am a professional beggar. I hold up an "I'll Work For Food" sign all day, and when the weather is nice I clear 5 bills a day. My wife is a beggar also, and together we clear enough to live in a 2,000 sq. ft. house and we have a vacation cottage at Tahoe. I paid cash for my Lexus and I could afford to take flying lessons if I wasn't so terrified of heights. There...I feel much better now.
