Some favorite Movie Quotes

[funked]

Slim Pickens as Major T.J. "King" Kong, Strategic Air Command, United States Air Force:

 

Now, boys, we got three engines out; we got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule, the radio's gone and we're leaking fuel, and if we was flying any lower, why, we'd need sleigh bells on this thing. But we got one thing on them russkies, at this this height, why, they might harpoon us but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen.

 

Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one 45 caliber automatic, two boxes of ammunition, four days concentrated emergency rations, one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible, one hundred dollars in rubles, one hundred in gold, nine packs of chewing gum, one issue of prophylactics, three lipsticks, three pairs of nylon stockings. Shoot! A fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

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[Fatty]

With naval scenarios on the way(?), can't leave out...

     

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

...and for the spaghetti western fans...

 

(best Tuco voice)When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk.

 

I don't think it's funny, you laughin.  You see my mule gets the crazy idea you're laughin at him.  Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might just convince him you really didn't mean it.

Fatty
(forgot the sig, too much trouble at this point)

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[Minotaur]

"I'll be back" - Terminator

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Mino
The Wrecking Crew

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[-towd_]

men fight with swords sometimes this is not possible , so they use rifles. where is the honor in machines that rend the earth with impunity?
parafrase of sean connery in the wind and the lion.

and i hope yall remember that pres clinton is a popular president( as in you are in the minority ) and a duly elected one (even tho the contitution was vilolated and 50 mill plus was wasted by the republican congress tryin to depose him) and if you are a airforce officer doggy you are under his command can u say insabordination?

a poor man votin for the republicans is like a cow votin for the butcher.
me

[Dingy]

Here's one of my favorites...and I am not gonna tell you where its from!  I frequently shout it out in the arena!

Listen To Me!

 - and finally, I shout this one too! -

Listen To Me!

Hope you enjoyed em!

-Ding

[Dago]

Monty Python, ya gotta love it.
"Search for the Holy Grail" if my memory serves me right.

Dago

[funked]

There are two kinds of spurs my friend.  Those that go in by the door, and those that go in by the window.

[milnko]

not sure what up with the sound links on my original post, but if ya click on em goto the Yahoo page then highlight the link location, hit enter they work.

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««You can kill me, Can't ya?»»

[JoeMud]

"SCREW YOU HIPPIE!"
 "Screw you guys,im going home"
 "BAD KITTY!" (for hangtimes cat)  


-Eric Cartman

"He fall down go BOOM!"

-Tweety bird

"Hasta la vista baby"
Terminator

[Fatty]

Funked, I have newfound respect for you.

"You know, that might be cannon fire..."

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Fatty
FAT DRUNK BASTARDS

[crabofix]

"Tonker knivur I har her po islandur"
and
"Bork, BORK, BORK!!"

Crabofix

[juzz]

"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!" - was also in Blazing Saddles.

[blur]

Huey door gunner asked how he can shoot women and children: "simple you just don't lead them so much".

"Full Metal Jacket"

[JoeMud]

"klatu verata nicktoo" -Army of darkness  

[bobo]

from the 'The Four Horsemen of the Acropolis'

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it was a silent movie, I just couldn't resist it.

bobo