Author Topic: "He Shoots!..He Scores!!!" (Read 596 times)

SirLoin · « **on:** April 16, 2002, 10:05:32 AM »

Just got call from doctor...A baby "BEEF" is due in 8 months...

...The pressure was on though in the final minutes of the game..It had been three years of being shut out and a visit to the porn mag/paper cup fertility clinic was scheduled for next month...(First one!)

Ripsnort · « **Reply #1 on:** April 16, 2002, 10:24:57 AM »

Way---to---go! hell, you shoulda hollared, I coulda made that shot for ya for free!

Congrats! You gonna find out what sex it is or wait for the surprise?

Thrawn · « **Reply #2 on:** April 16, 2002, 10:32:33 AM »

WH00P!!! WTFG LOIN!! I mean WTFG SIRLOIN!!:D

Congrats man!:)

straffo · « **Reply #3 on:** April 17, 2002, 07:56:53 AM »

WTG !

countdown started

Zippatuh · « **Reply #4 on:** April 17, 2002, 09:20:54 AM »

Outstanding!

Wanker · « **Reply #5 on:** April 17, 2002, 09:33:53 AM »

WTG SirFertileLoin!

Eagler · « **Reply #6 on:** April 17, 2002, 09:52:09 AM »

~~Enjoy & GL~~

skernsk · « **Reply #7 on:** April 17, 2002, 10:37:29 AM »

GOALGOALGOALGOALGOALGOALGOAL!!!!!

Congrats!

Swoop · « **Reply #8 on:** April 17, 2002, 11:00:17 AM »

WTG!

You aint a jaffa after all then?

midnight Target · « **Reply #9 on:** April 17, 2002, 12:11:09 PM »

Obviously a Hockey or Soccer fan.......in a REAL sport like Basketball we score much more often.

Congrats and prepare for the rollercoaster to start down that first hill.

skernsk · « **Reply #10 on:** April 17, 2002, 01:36:23 PM »

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n a REAL sport like Basketball we score much more often.

Isn't basketball the sport where "squeakslap" was coined describing what it looks like when skinny boys with 8 foot arms flail at one another?

Basketball is bellybutton now quit hijacking the "my boys can swim" thread:)

Ripsnort · « **Reply #11 on:** April 17, 2002, 01:54:26 PM »

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Originally posted by skernsk

Basketball is bellybutton now quit hijacking the "my boys can swim" thread:)

"Spermsk"....(LOL, that one still cracks me up, I just love the sound of it! Oh, by the way, CON CON CON CON!

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Skuzzy · « **Reply #12 on:** April 17, 2002, 01:55:56 PM »

Congrats SirLoin,...now be prepared for a lot of traveling (ya gotta take the kid to see all the relatives), even more double-dribbles (you are about to enroll in Diaper U), inordinate amounts of blocking (ya cant stumble around lookin fer yer shorts anymore without being watchful of a new rugrat), a significant amount of out of bounds calls (no dear, we do not have a sitter for the night), ....just be careful and do not foul out of the game (forgetting to burp baby is a crime).

~~and good luck~~

midnight Target · « **Reply #13 on:** April 17, 2002, 02:29:30 PM »

Sorry for the Hijack spermsk.......I would never say anything bad about hockey....the last sport for average sized white people.

skernsk · « **Reply #14 on:** April 17, 2002, 04:57:42 PM »

Well Rip I'm not going to belittle this thread about a person who is celebrating knocking up his wife/gf:)

But, perhaps we should take it ti the Dueling Arena.

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