Survivor....Texas Style!

[pimpjoe]

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its own, entitled "Survivor, Texas Style".

The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, onto El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally back to Dallas.
 
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"
 
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins!

[Tac]

nah, they should take the participants, strip them of everything but 1 week worth of water and food and their clothes, no money, no nothing.

Dump them in the mexican border on the nearest mexican city and tell them that if they can "slip" into the US they win

Another variant could be parachuting them into cuba and telling them guantamo is off limits heeeheeee

[stat2000]

lamers

[Eaglecz]

naaa its very easy TAC send them to the Asia or eastern Europe, where they cant use their native language hehe lame dome

[Skuzzy]

Uh Eaglecz,...Texans native tongue cannot be deciphered by many in the U.S.

Besides, if ya want to see Texans in a desparate attempt to survive, just drop em in Oklahoma, give em a 10 speed bike, attach a "Hook em Horns" flyer to thier back, a Texas flag flying off the handle bars, and a placard on the front, "Oklahomans make good road kill".

[superpug1]

No No NO. Drop em in the middle of texas then say start walkin. the first onr to make it to Midland wins:p

[Gadfly]

They will give them a parade in Austin.


edit-If anyone even notices em.