My wife does waxing. She doesn't do my face, but she's waxed my bikini line and my back. Although I have copious amounts of body hair, and am in fact banned from all public swimming pools for clogging up the filters, I've never had facial hair. In High School they used to call me "Lady Yetti" and make me wear lipstick. Man, Miko, you bring back bad memories. I hated High School.