this is what Toad was trying to say.
Whining here is Painful
(Theme from A*H*G*F)
Through early morning posts I see,
Fantasies of things as they ought to be,
The flames that are withheld for me,
I don't realize and I can't see...
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That whining here is painful.
It should make me feel so shameful.
And I must beat and believe it, if it's cheese.
I try to find a way to prove,
All the BS ways that nikis move,
With that ever-present UFO groove,
But now I know that i'm a doof, and...
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The game of smack is hard to play,
I'm gonna lose it anyway.
Back in the forum I'll try to bray,
But this is all I have to post today.
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The only way to win is to try and gang,
And use some Luftweenie, sturm un drang,
And no one still gives a a dang,
For that's the only drum to bang.
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The facts they know, won't pierce my skull.
It doesn't hurt because it's bull.
But as the circle rotates to full,
The posts grow longer...until a lull, but...
[REFRAIN]
A spitwit once requested me,
to answer questions that are key.
Is it to be or not to be?
And I replied 'I'm glad you asked me!'
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'Cause whining here is painful.
It should make me feel so shameful.
And I must beat and believe it, if it's cheese.
...And you can do the same thing if you please.