Defenition of a crappy Sunday morning

[Russian]

Ouch, watching your friend die in front of you.

[Elfenwolf]

Ah sheeesh, Toad, now you got ME crying. I know how much you love that dog, and my heart goes out to you and your pooch.

<> Bud, may God Bless you and yours.

[CavemanJ]

Toad, brother, I ain't got the words
Don't even know if the words exist

Yer on prayer list bro

[senna]

In my younger years, no problem. Me and my  (she was far out) x would have simply droped a hit of acid and enjoyed the country side. Maybe just watch the local news for an hour and trip.

[gofaster]

Originally posted by Udie
It starts off great.  Your roommate wakes you up early to see if ya want to hit the lake for a couple of hours of fishing.  Yes you say as you hop out of your bed.  You have your shorts, shirt, cap and shoes on in 30 seconds flat.  You gas up the boat, buy ice and drinks.  Get on the road and drive to the lake.  As you get 1 mile away from the lake you see a cop w/ a detour sign.  He tells you that the road is closed until 1:30 pm so you pull up to U-turn at the gas station there.  You get out to move the baracade cones so your roommate can pull into the station lot.  Then you have that wonderful realization.  You remember hearing that the lake is closed until 1:00 for some STUPID IDIOT TRIATHALON!!!:mad:

  Too late and too far away from any of the other area lakes so you go home after spending 1 hour and $20....

If you remember hearing about it before Saturday, then I don't think it was the triathlon that was stupid that morning...

Best way to salvage the day would've been to grab a chair and spectate the lake exit near the bike transition zone.  Ever see Sophia Loren in "Boy On A Dolphin", Bo Derek in "Tarzan" or Julie Warner in "Doc Hollywood"?  Like water nymphs in the early morning mist, the female competitors emerge fresh and clean from the purifying lake waters.  You could've ogled the lovely ladies who can run farther and faster than you.