OK, you REALLY wanna know why Americans hate soccer and the World Cup? It's because we've never WON the damn thing! And we're used to winning everything because we're Americans.
Do you Euros know what it's like to have the fastest runners, best golfers, best tennis players, and to win every international competition from archery to yachting? Of course not! How COULD you know what that is like? You aren't American and thus spoiled by success in EVERY VENUE, EVERY UNDERTAKING we have ever attempted- except soccer and that stupid goat carcass game Hortlund plays in Sweden.
Look Europe, the bottom line is that if soccer paid half as much as a courtesy clerk makes here in America we'd attract enough kids with athletic ability to win EVERY world cup. We are bigger, stronger and faster than you are. And more humble too.